The following song is dedicated to and is sung from the point of view of porn star Ron Jeremy, who was the inspiration for it. It's okay Ron, sometimes all of us (men) have problems getting it up. Even if you are one of the most famous stars in the history of sex-tv. You and John Holmes...
Original Lyrics by Madonna, Mirwais Ahmadzaï, and Joe Henry
THE MALE PORN STAR ANTHEM
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Don't Tell Them (I Flop)
New Lyrics by Lyle MHD
Yeah... they're all messed up. Anyway, review if you get the chance, I'd really liked to get flamed for something now and again, and I've been trying so very very hard...Lyle
Don't tell them I flop
Tell the cameras to stop
Tell the girls not to blow
Cause I can't go
Uh, uhhTell that star not to shine
I can't, get it up this time, oh no
Let it rest for today
Just don't screw me on the play...groundTell them it isn't you
It's just something that I do
Tell me that I'll never pop
But please don't tell them I flopTell that Lords girl she'll burn
But don't ever tell me to yearn, no, no
Take the sack from my schmoe
But don't sell me some pills to growTell the girls not to play
On the open mouth of sex-slaves, yeah
Not to stare up at me
Like a starlet on her kneesTell them it isn't you
It's just something that I do
Tell her she's a big cum-slut
But don't ever tell them I suckDon't you ever tell me my penis is blue
I'll just blame it all on you
You can always tell me I'm a greasy wop
But don't ever tell them I flopTouch my lever
It won't
It won't
It won't go cause I've flopped
(Can't you get some safety)Grab my tether
Leather
Leather
This leather swelling will stop
(Tell my schlong not to drop)Tell the girls all to pray
For that blessed orgasmic wave, yeah
Just to wait patiently
Like a countdown for my peee…nisOoo-deee-doo-de-do-de....
Ooo-deee-doo-de-do-de....