Clara was with her father one night and he had to go to the pub with his friends.
"Hey Clara, I'm going to the pub to drink with friends. Wanna come?" The Fucking King asked his daughter.
"No, I mean, I'm 20, I'm not allowed to go until I'm 21." Clara answered her father. "Besides, I'm visiting Foxxy's place tonight."
"Okay, but, don't invite your boyfriend Xandir over, okay?" The Fucking King told his daughter.
"Okay dad." Clara promised.
"See you tomorrow Clara." The Fucking King said to his daughter. And off he went.
Clara got a text from Foxxy and she answered the message. And off to Foxxy's place she went.
"Hello Clara." Foxxy said.
"Hello Foxxy. I came here because my father The Fucking King was at the pub, drinking with his friends. And he told me not to invite Xandir over because he's afraid he'll get me pregnant. Almost all the times he allow me to have Xandir over, we end up having sex. What should I do?" Clara said.
"Just invite Xandir over anyway. If you guys end up having sex each other, just have him put on protection. I don't give a damn if he told you not to." Foxxy told her housemate in a rebellious tone. "Where's your stepmother?"
"My step mom is at work until 3 in the morning. She is the only one who allows me to have Xandir over." Clara explained.
"But does she know you have sex with him?" Foxxy asked.
"Remember those condom wrappers she finds in my room? Yes, she does know, but she doesn't know I dated someone who is gay." Clara told Foxxy in an honest tone.
"I'm afraid I almost never visit your place, but I'd figure why you'd have those condoms. My father's finally letting me invite you over." Foxxy told her.
"Where is he?" Clara asked Foxxy.
"He's at the pub with your father." she answered her housemate.
"Okay Foxxy, I'm gonna invite Xandir over!" Clara told her housemate.
"That's more like it! One time, I invited Spanky over even though my father told me not to. Luckily, I got away with it." Foxxy told Clara.
Clara got her phone out and called Xandir.
"Hey Xandir." Clara said.
"Hey Clara. My girlfriend. Clara, can you come over to my place?" Xandir asked.
"I'm at Foxxy's place. But, can you come over?" Clara asked her boyfriend.
"Sure! Let me ask my parents first." Xandir said.
"Okay, sounds good!" Clara said.
"Hey mom. Can I go over Foxxy's place tonight? Clara's there." Xandir asked his mom (or whatever the fuck she is called, I don't care.)
"Ask your father honey. I don't want you getting Clara pregnant. Almost all the times you have her over, you have unprotected sex with her and I don't want her father getting pissed off." His mother (I can't constantly call her that. Let's just refer to her as Sarah, m'kay?) told her son, but in a paranoid tone.
"Okay mom. Hey dad, can I go over to Foxxy's place tonight? Why? My girlfriend Clara's there because her dad is at the pub." Xandir asked his dad (let's just refer to him as Sheldon, m'kay?)
"Okay son, but we're gonna have 'the talk' tomorrow, okay? And oh, if you end up having sex with Clara, here's a condom. I do not want grandchildren running around in my place, okay?" Sheldon told his son.
"Okay, thanks dad!" Xandir took the condom and thanked his dad.
"Clara, do you have a card that's pink?" Foxxy asked her housemate.
"Are you talking about my pink panties?" Clara asked.
"I'm afraid not." Foxxy told her sadly.
"I do have a pink card though." Clara said.
"Good for you Clara! Now please give me the card." Foxxy told her.
"Here you go." Clara gave Foxxy the card, but Clara's phone goes off.
"Um, Clara, your phone's going off." Foxxy pointed at Clara's phone.
"Oh, thanks Foxxy." Clara said as she picked up her phone. "Oh hey Xandir."
"Hey Clara. My parents told me I can come over and I have a condom so that my parents know I'm protected. They don't want our children running around in their place." Xandir told his girlfriend. "We've had unprotected sex several times before and I'm afraid I'm gonna be grounded if I do it with you unprotected one more time. Do you want that?"
"No, I mean, I want to have babies, I really do, but I'm afraid my father's gonna get extremely pissed off at you if I have like 3 or 4 babies. So I can totally understand why you have a condom. I'll see you in a bit." Clara told her boyfriend.
"It should take me only 10 or 20 minutes to arrive. So, see you." Xandir told his girlfriend Clara.
"Okay, see you then! Bye!" Clara said and hung up.
"Bye!" Xandir said and he put his phone down.
"Was that Xandir?" Foxxy asked her housemate.
"How did you know that? Actually, yes, that's right! He said 10 to 20 minutes." Clara answered Foxxy.
"Hey dad, can I borrow your car?" Xandir asked his dad. "Look outside."
"Oh my fucking god! Xandir, if your car is destroyed, then you're not gonna have a choice but to borrow my car! It's fucking raining dead people (not literally but still) right now and I'm afraid you're gonna get wet and probably get pneumonia!" Sheldon told his son.
"Um dad, I'm afraid it is destroyed. Not just destroyed, but totaled. I think some lady destroyed my car." Xandir told his dad sadly.
"I think I know her. She's your housemate Toot. She hijacked your car! I'm afraid you're gonna have to borrow my car." Sheldon told his son sadly.
"Thanks dad! How did it get unlocked?" Xandir asked his dad.
"I think she used her keys to unlock your car." Sheldon told his son dumbfounded.
"Goddammit! I locked my fucking car and this is what I get?!" Xandir said angrily.
"I'm afraid so. You do realise we're gonna have 'the talk' tomorrow, right?" Sheldon told his son.
"Yes dad, I'm on my way now. Bye dad!" Xandir said,
"Bye Xandir, see you tomorrow!" Sheldon told his son goodbye. And off Xandir went.
Clara was in Foxxy's bedroom, telling stories of how they met their true love. They heard a knock on the door.
"I'll get that!" Clara told Foxxy and she rushed downstairs.
Clara opened the door. Xandir was standing there.
"Is this Foxxy's place?" Xandir asked his girlfriend.
"Oh yes, you're at the right place!" Clara told her boyfriend. "Let's go upstairs!"
"Okay!" Xandir said. And so, the couple went upstairs.
"Hey Xandir. You're just on time! We're about to prank call people!" Foxxy said to her housemate.
"Let's prank call The House of Prostitutes first!" Xandir said.
"Good idea!" Clara agreed with her boyfriend.
"Hello! The House of Prositutes! How may I?" Foxxy said, but was interrupted.
"I'm gonna fucking attacking you!" a voice said over the phone. Foxxy panicked and hung up.
"That was a failure! Clara, do you have any ideas on who to prank call next?" Foxxy asked her housemate Clara.
"Yes! Foxxy, let's prank call 911!" Clara suggested.
"That's a good idea!" Xandir agreed with his girlfriend.
"What the fuck Clara?! That'll get us into trouble!" Foxxy said angrily. "Okay fine!" Foxxy got out her phone as Clara and Xandir chuckled.
"911, what's your emergency?" a voice said from Foxxy's phone.
"Clara?" Foxxy asked. "Any ideas?"
"Oh yes! Can I have your phone?" Clara asked her housemate Foxxy.
"Yes you may, my phone's on 'don't put phone over ear' mode so we can hear your idea." Foxxy said as she handed Clara her phone.
"Thanks Foxxy!" Clara said. "Oh yes. Spanky raped Foxxy!" Clara said over the phone as Xandir and Foxxy chuckled. Foxxy knew Clara was just joking.
"Address?" the 911 operator asked the cute princess.
"Oh yes. 123 No House Lane." Clara answered the operator. Foxxy and Xandir laughed again.
"Listen Clara. 911 are for emergencies only, I don't know who in the right mind told you to do that!" the 911 operator told the cute princess. "Now what's your emergency?!"
"Clara, can I see the phone?" Xandir asked his girlfriend Clara.
"Sure Xandir. Here you go." Clara said as she handed Xandir her housemate Foxxy's phone.
"Thanks a lot Clara." Xandir told his girlfriend.
"Your welcome!" Clara said to her boyfriend Xandir.
"Here I go! Oh yes, I'd like to order 3 large fries and 4 large pizzas!" Xandir said to the 911 operator. Clara is the only one who's amused right now. Both the 911 operator and Foxxy are rather pissed off.
"Xandir! That's totally savage!" Clara told her boyfriend while she giggled. "Now who's gonna love you even more? That's right! Me!"
"Clara! Stop laughing! This isn't funny!" Foxxy told her housemate angrily, until she began to laugh too.
"Okay, we're gonna send the police over if you do this one more time. We're not fucking joking!" the 911 operator said angrily, almost sounding like Steven Felder from MatthewSeldon025 aka AnimalCrossingCharacterElimination's videos. "Now what's your emergency before I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
"Xandir, let me see my phone!" Foxxy told her housemate Xandir angrily.
"No! Okay! Sorry, that was my bitchy housemate Foxxy. So, um, yes! Toot and Captain Hero are having sex!" Xandir said while he giggled. Foxxy facepalmed and Clara giggled. The 911 operator grew angry.
"Okay, we do not send sex calls to 911 operators! Now we're sending the cops over if this continues! What's your emergency?!" the 911 operator grew irritated.
There was a knock on the door. Foxxy rushed downstairs to answer the door.
"Hello Toot. Who invited you anyway? Oh, you're free to come in since I know you." Foxxy asked her housemate Toot.
"I just felt like visiting your place tonight. My mom's at work until 7 am and my dad's at the pub with your father." Toot told her housemate.
"Okay, let's head up to my bedroom. Clara and Xandir are making prank phone calls." Foxxy told Toot as they headed upstairs.
"Hey Toot. We're prank calling 911. Do you have good ideas?" Clara asked her housemate Toot.
"Oh yes! I've done this before. My fucking parents grounded me for 2 weeks." Toot told her housemates. "Can I have the phone please?"
"Sure Toot. Here you go." Clara said as she gave Toot her housemate Foxxy's phone.
"Thank you!" Toot told her cute housemate.
"Welcome Toot!" Clara told her housemate, who she has mistaken for a cow her whole life.
"Okay, here I go! Oh yes! Xandir raped me!" Toot told the operator. Foxxy facepalmed yet again. Xandir and Clara giggled.
"Address?" the operator asked Toot angrily.
"123 No House Lane!" Toot told the operator. Foxxy grew angry and Xandir and Clara giggled.
"Okay, that's it! We're sending the police over right now! Don't think it's a joke, because it's not!" the operator told Toot angrily. Foxxy, Toot, Xandir, and Clara gasped.
"No, please, I promise we don't do it again!" Foxxy pleaded with the 911 operator.
"Okay fine!" the operator said. Foxxy, Toot, Xandir, and Clara were relieved.
"This time, we're gonna make a real call! What are your ideas?" Foxxy asked Toot, Xandir, and Clara.
"We're gonna order some pizza! Ideas?" Clara asked her housemates.
"Clara, we're gonna have peppers on our pizza." Toot told her housemate.
"How about 1 plain, 1 pepperoni, 1 pepper, and 1 anchovy. Good idea?" Clara asked her housemates.
"Sure Clara! That's a good compromise. Who's gonna call?" Foxxy asked everyone.