Overture
The overture music is a medley of the musical themes from the rest of the episode. As it plays, we see the following action:
Begins with Ron walking across the dorm, then he turns and goes back the way he came. Grabs a maroon jumper from a chair and exits into the bathroom frowning at the jumper's colour. Meanwhile in the girl's dorms we see Hermione, S.P.E.W badge worn proudly next to her Prefect badge, she makes her bed, saving the work of the 'horribly mistreated and enslaved house elves of Hogwarts some work.
Outside Moaning Myrtle's toilets Ginny knocks on the door while jumping from foot to foot as if she has to go bad… and the stream of water pouring from the under the door rapidly due to another one of Myrtle's fits isn't helping. After a few choice swear words, Myrtle floats out the bathroom door and through Ginny wailing. Ginny rushes into the bathroom.
Back in the boy's dorms again reveals Harry still lying in bed, awake.
Cut to the Weasley twin's brand new spanking joke shop, thanks to a generous contributor. The store is not only multicoloured but also a joke in itself, trapdoors, falling spiders, a tray of goodies to sample (including Ton Tongue Toffee's), joke books and fake wands. The majority of the Order sits around a wonky shaped table riddled with books, sitting on equally odd multicoloured chairs. Overture music continues. Remus and Siri- er- Snuffles are looking at a bridal magazine, safely hidden from the rest of the Order in a big fat honking text called: 'An GAY Idiots Guide to Hiding Your Relationship with a Childhood Friend a Secret from Godsons, Students and Dumbledore' and smiling and talking. A customer comes over and Fred and George offer them a canary cream, and then escort the giant bird toward the cash register.
Pan across to Harry standing by the bookshelves looking at a book entitled: 'Everything You Need to Know About Killing Dark Lords Made Easy and Helpful Prophecy Hints!' J.K. Rowling comes over and takes the book away then takes out a wand and burns it. Harry looks annoyed. J.K. gestures and Harry walks off, she mutters something like that sounds a lot like, 'like I'd make it THAT easy!' then she disappears with a poof of smoke.
Pan to the round table where we see Hermione and Ron looking at a book together while she takes notes and Ron prods and the giant canary customer with his wand. Pan further and we see Harry now sitting next to Ron, knocking back butterbeers.
Snape comes over and holds a large axe in Harry's line of sight, and Harry screams. Snape sighs, puts axe down and picks up book that states: 'Occlumency: a nasty (yet steamy) teacher's guide to torturing students' he gestures with his head toward the dungeons and walks away. Harry puts down his 5th butterbeer and staggers , gets up and follows Snape toward the dungeon, swatting off the rapid giant canary attacking Ron as he goes.