Guess what everyone? I HAVE NO IDEAS! YAY FOR IMMATURE INTERNET REFERENCE THAT I POSTED INSTEAD OF CHAPTER 9 BUT NOW I THINK IT'S STUPID AND POSTED IT ON ITS OWN!

Anyway, if you haven't seen the 'Llamas with hats' videos, by 'SecretAgentBob' on YouTube, you better look it up. Right now. Or else you won't get it. (I'd post the link but this site is stupid and I hate it. (Just kidding! Although I'd like it more if people reviewed more... *wink**nudge*))

Anyways, an internet hug to Nic-la for helping me out!

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Hope you like it!

"Sebastian! Why is there is a dead man in the mansion?" Ciel screamed at the top of his voice for his butler, the scene in front of him was a bit strange, and although he wouldn't admit it, a bit scary.

"Oh…Hey…How did he get here?" The demon was beside him, looking intently at the man slumped against the wall.

"Sebaaastiaaan, what did you do?"

"Me? Uh, young master, I didn't do this!" He looked at the pre-teen with a seemingly innocent expression, but Ciel knew better than to let that interfere with his questioning.

"Explain what happened, Sebastian!"

He held his hand up in defense. "I have never seen this human before in my life."

"Why did you kill this person, Sebastian?" He knew he had done it, for a smirk was slowly appearing on the demons face.

"I do not kill humans. That is…That is my least favorite thing to do."

"Tell me, Sebastian, exactly what you were doing before I came downstairs."

"Alright, well…I was upstairs…"

"Okay…"

"I was uh…I was dusting the shelves in the library..."

"Yes?"

"Sorting all the books..."

"Go on…"

"And, uh, well this man walked in…"

"Okay…"

"So, I went up to him…"

"Yes…"

"And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."

"Sebaaastiaann! That KILLS humans!"

"Oh! Well, I didn't know that!"

"How could you not know that?"

"I suppose I am in the wrong here. I'm not worth my salt."

"What happened to his soul?"

"What's that?"

"His soul. Why—why is it missing?"

"Well, I kind of umm…cooked it up. And ate it."

"Sebaaastiaaan!"

"Well, I—I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave souls…"

"Why on earth would you do that?"

"I was hungry for souls! Give me a break!"

"Sebaaastiaaan!"

"My stomach was making the rumblies."

"Sebaastiaan!"

"That only souls would satisfy."

"What is wrong with you, Sebastian?"

"Well, I kill people and I eat souls." He shrugged and looked down at the young master with unfathomable eyes as his lips twitched upwards into the smallest of smiles, "That's two things"

Once again: If you haven't seen the 'Llamas with hats' videos, by 'SecretAgentBob' on YouTube, you won't get any of this.

~Holly