Hello! I've decided that this is going to be the story I write when I don't feel like writing the others. ;) Basically, it's the same scenario for all the characters but, of course, they all have different reactions. X) I also put more description in Mikan's and none in Natsume's, because I thought Mikan would be more of a describing person. :P

Anyway, on with the story of one-shots! ;P


HEARTS

My name is Mikan Sakura. This is my tale.

~#~

"My, my. What do we have here?" a looming voice sings from above me.

"Eh? Me? Ah, well, I'm Mikan Sakura and I'm elev- no, twelve years old and I was born in Kyoto but now I live in and attend Gakuen Alice in Tokyo. What's your name, whoever you are?" I reply, eager to make friends in this weird place.

"You shouldn't tell others so much about yourself when you know so little of them, Red one."

"Eh? What are you talking about? I'm not red! Look, my dress is blue." Where did he get the colour red from?

"Ha ha ha..." Great. He's laughing at me! Is it a he? Or an it? Or a she?

"Why are you laughing? It's not funny!" I squeal.

"Ha ha ha... Foolish girl."

SPADES

My name is Natsume Hyuuga. This is my tale.

~#~

"My, my. What do we have here?"

"Shut up, I don't want to talk to you."

"Quite the angry one, aren't we, Black one?"

"Don't call me that, it reminds me of Persona."

"Do you not remember, I asked you who you were?"

"Piss off."

DIAMONDS

My name is Hotaru Imai. This is my tale.

~#~

"My, my. What do we have here?"

"I believe I am a female of the species homo sapiens. Of course, if you would like to correct me, go ahead."

"Logical and intelligent, I see."

"Yes, and quite bored. Entertain me." I sit down where I am, my legs crossed, and pull out of my dress my emergency tea-without-teabags set.

The strange being sighs above me. "If you wish. Are you an inventor, Red one?"

"Yes." I take a sip of my tea. Peppermint.

"Are you friends with the other two humans who walked through here a while ago?"

"Yes."

"Do you like tangerines?"

"... Yes."

"Are you only going to say, 'yes'?"

"Yes."

The voice sighs. I'm not quite sure why - I asked him to entertain me, and hearing a strange voice get exasperated and knowing I have power over it really is quite entertaining.

"If you didn't want me to only say, 'yes', you shouldn't have asked only yes/no questions."

"... I give up."

CLUBS

My name is Ruka Nogi. This is my tale.

~#~

"My, my. What do we have here?"

"Who're you?"

"Ha ha ha. That's probably the only normal answer I've received all day."

"What were the other answers?"

"I'll tell you if you can describe the people answering."

"What if I don't want to?"

"Then I won't tell you, Black one." I don't like this thing. It's too stubborn.

"Are you referring to my suit colour?"

The thing laughed. "Yes. One girl earlier didn't know what I meant. It was quite amusing."

"You mean Sakura?"

"If you are referring to the girl who called herself, 'Mikan Sakura', then yes."

"Please excuse her. She can be quite dumb, but she is really nice."

"Is that a blush I see?"

"N-no!"

"Ha ha, really."

"Yes! Yes, really! Now excuse me!"

"Hey, wait! Don't walk off!

"... Oh, well."


First scenario: Conversation with the thing! XD

Hope you liked it! ;P

Sorry Natsume's was quite short... . But I don't think he'd be the type to involve himself in a long conversation with an unidentified annoying voice, so I think you see why! XD

Review? *Sparkly eyes*