Hello, I'm just a typical junior high student, with a retarded personality and incredible laziness, just so you can imagine the fanfic, I'm a tall girl that has glasses, cat ears and long black-brown hair tied into a ponytail, wearing a white sweater and dark jeans, but who cares? The EE chars are as they look like
NOTE : I don't own Whose Line is it Anyway nor Eternal Eden, they belong to their respective owners.
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KittyMaria : Goood evening, everybody and welcome to : WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? EE STYLE! At today's show...I've found him under an apple, Noah!
*Noah smiles*
KittyMaria : I've found him behind the blanket, Downey!
*Downey grins goofily*
KittyMaria : I've found him with the Princess, Jean!
*Jean looks pretty bored, but manages to give a faint smile*
KittyMaria : And the Suna-ninja replica, Fierro!
*Fierro just sits here*
KittyMaria : I'm the hostess, KittyMaria, let's get down and have some fun! * goes down to her desk from the places in the audience* Well, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? EE style, the show were everything's made up, and the points don't matter. That's right! They're USELESS, just like Vaghat's stupid persuasions a la Orochimaru.
*audience laughs*
KittyMaria : I'm not the only Naruto and EE fan that thinks they're alike, don't I? OK, so those who haven't seen the show before: WHERE THE HECK HAVE YOU BEEN??? No, but seriously, where? Alright, what happens is, those guys up there *points at Noah and co.* will have to make out ideas out of the top of their heads when playing different games, at the end of each game, I give them points, don't know why, though, they still don't matter, just a little joke I suppose. We pick a so called "winner" at the end of the show that can relax at my desk, and the losers will have to immigrate to the Velvet Castle.
*Downey shivers at the thought of seeing Elvira again*
KittyMaria: Allrighty so our first game is...Questions Only! For all four of you, startin' off with Downey and Noah. *Downey and Noah goes up to the middle of the scene, Jean goes to the left side near the desk, and Fierro to the right side* This game is pretty self-explanatory, our heroes must talk only in questions, if one of them will make a mistake, I'll buzz them off and the other one will have to replace the last person, and the scene is....you're in the Tortoise Island.
Downey : Have you seen the stealth turtle?
Noah : Don't you know that they're invisible?
Downey : Then how did we manage to catch the first one?
Noah : Do you ever use your instinct?
Downey : How can I know?
Noah : Are you stupid or what?
Downey: Are YOU ?
Noah : No, I'm not...
BUZZ!
*Fierro replaces Noah*
Fierro : Do you know that we caught 15 grass turtles already*?
Downey : Meaning?
Fierro: Do you realize that a girl wanted the exact amount of grass turtles?
Downey : Why should we give them to her?
Fierro : Aren't good guys supposed to help people in need with pleasure?
Downey : And why can't we be the bad ones?
Fierro : Who do you think Elder Prince is, a chicken?
Downey : Are you talking off subject?
Fierro : What if I am?
Downey : Wasn't the goal here to talk like if we were in Tortoise Island?
Fierro : Still, what's the problem of me talking off subject?
Downey : ..........
BUZZ!
*Jean replaces Downey*
Jean : Did we caught the Giga turtle yet?
Fierro : Isn't it extinct?
Jean : If it was, why it's still on the "to catch" list?
Fierro : How can I know?
Jean : Did you've lost our list?!
Fierro : Wasn't it supposed to be in Gideon's shop?
Jean : ....and how can he possibly know what turtles did we caught already?
Fierro : Isn't in games everything possible?
Jean : How do you know that were in a game?
Fierro : Doesn't everyone in the Eternal Eden cast know it?
Jean : But I do know it!...Aw, shucks..
BUZZ!
*Downey replaces Jean*
Downey : What about the Rainbow turtle?
Fierro : Don't you see that I'm here?
Downey : So what?
Fierro : Do you remember that Joelle asked for a Rainbow Turtle for exchange of her joining the team?
Downey : Didn't you know that I was acting dumb?
Fierro : ...No.
BUZZ!
*Noah replaces Fierro*
Noah : Do you know that Mauritania's capital city is Nouachkott?
Downey : Why does your team always talking off subject?
Noah : Are you too stupid to realize that we do it on purpose?
Downey : But I-
BUZZ!
*Jean replaces Downey*
Jean : Which turtle species do you like the most, Noah?
Noah : ...I dunno~
BUZZ! BUZZ!
KittyMaria : That was fantastic, guys! Thousand points each except for Noah that gets five thousand for telling the truth about Downey.
Downey : Hey, I'm not THAT dumb!!
KittyMaria : But we still love our guardian, don't we? *smiles* OK, the next game is..Superheroes, Downey's going to start, Fierro, Noah and Jean will join up later* Downey stands at the middle of the scene, while the rest goes to the left side* Downey will start as a superhero that must overcome a world crisis, then they will name each other superhero names as the scene goes. Now *turns to the audience* what will be the unlikely superhero name for Downey?
Random guy : Velvet Vampire!
Random girl : Girly-boy!
Random monster : *hisses* The Hisser!
KittyMaria : ....I'll choose Girly-Boy *snickers evilly*
Downey : -_-;;
KittyMaria : And what's the world crisis for Girly-Boy?
Random person : No frilly dresses!
KittyMaria : No frilly dresses?! *laughs* That's one good! So *turns to Downey* Girly-Boy, there are no frilly dresses in the world! What are you going to do?
Downey : *acts all...well...girly xD* Yey! What a lovely day! Perfect for baking cookies! Oh, yeah, there's a bargain at the Sanrio shop, so I'd better not miss it~ But I'll check my pink fluffy laptop first *pretends to open a laptop* KYAAA! OHMIGOD, there are no frilly dresses anymore?! That's just so......unpretty!
*audience laughs*
Downey : I hope my cute friends will come soon!
*Fierro goes up*
Fierro : Hello, there Girly-Boy, I've heard you screaming from 2 km away, so I thought of checking out, what's the matter?
Downey : Thanks Father you're here....Boy-That-Acts-Like-Sasuke-Uchiha!
Fierro : ...*sweatdrops* What's goin' on dope? Don't you see that I'm training to kill my idiot-brother-that-murdered-my-whole-kin? I've learned the newest Fire jutsu from...Zuko itself!
*audience laughs*
Downey : But, but...there are no frilly dresses in the world!
*Noah comes up*
Noah : What's the fuss, guys?
Fierro : Why're you here, Can-Can Dancer?
Noah : *dances the Can-Can dance* Hello!..What's the matter, guys?..Do you like how I dance?...It's great isn't it?..*continues dancing*
Downey : Please, oh, please calm down, there are no frilly dresses so..
Fierro : Who cares about some stupid dresses?? I must go find true power..
*Jean comes up*
Jean : Sorry, I'm late, what happened?
Noah : *dances* Ah, it's the Valley-Girl-Boy!
Jean : *glares*
Noah : ^_^;;
Jean : Like, wow! Like, what's going on? Because I must, like, go to the Beauty Saloon to like, prepare for my date with3 guys, so duh, let's get this thing on already.
Downey : PLEASE! We must make new pretty dresses together, because there's none currently, we must save our lovely world!
Noah : *still dances ( good resistance Noah! )* Oh, Don't worry, I've already called France's, Japan's and USA's biggest dress companies, they make new outfits in no time!
Downey : 8DD What can I do without you my dear friend! *glomp*
Noah : ......Well, I'd better go. I have a dance show in 30 minutes, Ciao!
*Noah goes off*
Jean : Like, I have no time now, so, duh, I must go, Ta-ta!
*Jean goes off*
Fierro : Must kill my brother, so see ya, dope.
*Fierro goes off*
Downey : Well, another crisis solved with the help of "The Lovely Quartette"!
BUZZ!x4
*Everyone goes to their seats*
KittyMaria : *still laughing* A million points each, for humiliating themselves!
Noah and co : *glares daggers at the hostess*
KittyMaria : *snickers* Fear my imagination! 8D
Noah : We're not getting payed enough...
KittyMaria : Well, be happy that I'm paying you more than half of the attention I give to Axis Powers Hetalia =3=
Jean : .....That's still not enough for us.
KittyMaria : Oh, come on....you're living in PARADISE, everything's provided for you! Food, drink, clothes, and no paying! Not like my stupid world...
Fierro : Can't we just get on with the show?
KittyMaria : Oh, OK...The next game is, Oh I love this game...Scenes From a Hat! Again for all four of you...Fierro and Jean, Downey and Noah...*Each team goes to the sides of the scene* *KittyMaria gets a big American hat from under the table* Before the show, the audience writes out suggestions on little papers, then we put them in the hat, the good ones, not the crappy ones, like Elvira's...
*audience laughs*
Elvira : *from the audience* HEY!! I did my best!
KittyMaria : Nobody asked you, Hellucia...And the guys must act out the scenes written in the piece of paper, so let's start of with....*pulls out a piece of paper* What REALLY Elvira did to Downey when she captured him, hope you don't remember.
Downey : No....hopefully...*trauma*
*Jean comes up*
Jean : Oh, Downeey~~ *pretends to hold two dresses* which dress will look better on you? The crimson one or the purple one?
BUZZ!
Downey : *glares*
*Noah comes up*
Noah : Get your lazy bum here now! You must massage my feet!
*audience laughs*
Elvira : ....*must kill mode*
KittyMaria : Pffft...OK...*pulls out a piece of paper* Names you better not give to your pet.
*Downey comes up*
Downey : *pretends to call a dog* Come'ere lil' doggy, come're Joelle *whistles*..
Joelle ( at the piano ) : What's wrong with my name, you jerk??!
BUZZ!
Downey : *snickers as he returns to his place*
*Jean comes up*
Jean : KittyMaria, catch!! *pretends to throw a tennis ball*
BUZZ!
KittyMaria : Haha..very funny, Jeanne...
*Fierro comes up*
Fierro : Come here, Rubi~~
*audience laughs*
KittyMaria : Still hate Rubi? *pulls out another piece of paper* Unusual books to find in a library..
*Noah comes up*
Noah : *pretends to take a book from a bookshelf* Hmm...."You can be a God too" by Father...
BUZZ!
*Jean comes up*
Jean : *pretends to pull out a book from the bookshelf*..."How to properly commit suicide" by Dark Linette...What the...
*audience laughs*
Linette and Dark Linette: .....
BUZZ!
KittyMaria : *pulls out a piece of paper*...What's...OH CRAP....*audience laughs* What's written in KittyMaria's diary...
*Downey comes up*
Downey : Dear diary, I'm thinking, when people will discover that I'm not human...
BUZZ!
*Fierro comes up*
Fierro : Dear diary, I've drunk 10 L of Mountain Dew without going to the toilet all the time, I think that's my newest record!
BUZZ!
KittyMaria : ....What makes you think that I drink that much Mountain Dew, Fierro?
Fierro : I don't know, just've ran out of other ideas ..
*audience laughs*
KittyMaria : .....*pulls out a piece of paper* Deleted scenes from Aveyond : Rhen's Quest.
*Downey comes up*
Downey : *makes a gesture for Jean to come*
*Jean comes up*
Downey : Oh dear Peta...will you marry me? We'll have a wonderful life together don't you see?
Jean : ....*tries not too laugh too much* NO, stupid spoiled brat.
*audience laughs*
KittyMaria : *laughs* I can imagine Rhen saying that too! *snickers*..*pulls out a piece of paper*...Things you better not do when naked...
*Noah comes up*
Noah : *pretends to chase lions with a whip* Go to your cage now, stupid lions, GO!
BUZZ!
*Jean comes up*
Jean : *looks around and pales* GAAAAH!! FANGIRLS ARE COMING!! *runs away*
BUZZ! BUZZ!
KittyMaria : That's all folks, stay tuned, another part Whose Line is it Anyway? EE style coming soon, don't go away!
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*looks embarrassed* So....did you like it? Want me to write more? ( I doubt it though ) if there's something you think is wrong, then tell me and I'll change it...
*: I don't know if there was a girl that wanted 15 grass turtles in the game, so can you correct me if I'm wrong?