Uh I'm not sure where this came from. I know that there are probably lots of mistakes in the punctuation and stuff.

Disclaimer: Nothing you recognise is mine.


Sometimes when you're falling so hard and so fast you forget what will happen if someone catches you. You forget that no one really understands magic anymore and that children have strange ideas.

And really when you're falling like that it's hard to remember anything at all. So really it isn't my fault that we were stuck like that. Because honestly who eats a star.

And if you were falling like that then you'd be frightened enough that you'd forget what to do – it happens to everyone, my mistake was just slightly larger than the usual one.

And I did find Sophie for him, kind of, well it was more Turnip but I helped; I let her in, made a deal with her that was beneficent to both of us, even if, in the end I didn't have to do anything. (Which is good because I didn't have a clue how to break her curse. But hey I'm a demon lying is expected of me.)

And even though I could see all my brothers falling around me and they seemed to be in perfect control. I couldn't help but panic. I'm not normally like that. Normally I'm much more powerful and suave and terrifying. But even the most terrifying things get scared.

And falling that fast and that hard is the scariest thing.

(But water and Crazy Ladies With Shovels come close)