So this is a collaboration fanfic by Significationary and Chase15. It's basically Chase writing letters to Draco about his stupidity and Draco's replies. Unfortunately, we don't own the Harry Potter series. Or Draco.

Dear Draco,

You are an idiot and I detest the things you do. From the moment I met you, I could tell you were no good. The way you drawled about your parents in Madam Malkin's, the way you interrogated Harry without revealing much about yourself, your despicable bragging ways…you insulted Hufflepuff House and Hagrid, too. You didn't even really sympathize with the deaths of Harry's parents. Just asked his surname, trying to determine the quality of his heritage. Conceited as always.

But you didn't stop there, did you, Draco? No, you just had to see Harry Potter yourself once you heard he was on the train. And when you tried to "befriend" him, you called him "Potter!" Last names aren't exactly appropriate to use when making new friends. Then, you went brought up his parents, threatened him, and insulted his first-ever friend. Jerk! You laughed when Snape bullied Harry, then stole Neville's Remembrall! Why'd you have to bring him into your cruel jokes? You are foul. You hide behind Crabbe and Goyle–you're a coward and a liar.

Speaking of lies, that midnight duel set-up was a low, cheap trick. If blood counted for anything, you'd be above that. Of course blood doesn't count for anything. Hence the fact that you are a nobody. And it's just not right to make fun of the Weasleys because they're poor. They're better people than people than you'll ever be!

How could you tease Harry after his first match? So what; he caught the Snitch with his mouth. He held onto his broom while it was being cursed to throw him off. I think that matters more than the way he caught the Snitch. Enough said.

And you made fun of him for how he spent Christmas? At least he didn't choose to go to the prejudiced Death Eaters you spend your time with! You disgust me.

Then, even worse, you told Neville he wasn't brave enough to be in Gryffindor! If that's true, then why did the Sorting Hat put him in there, dimwit? How dare taunt him for being stupid and cowardly, you hypocrite? He's brilliant in Herbology, and he was brave enough to stand up to you! You deserved that black eye from the fight at the Quidditch match.

You are a tattletale; honestly, you aren't any better than a first grader. You told on Hagrid for having a dragon! Worse yet, you got Harry caught when he was sneaking it out of the castle. Why'd you have to snoop into his business? Then, while you were in detention, you tried to mess with Neville again. Hadn't you learned your lesson yet? Voldemort should have gotten you while he could in the Forbidden Forest–it would have been a great favor to humanity. You are awful. Git.

There will be two letters per year, one from Chase and one from Draco. Significationary writes Draco's responses.