Okay, it's been a while since I've written anything Bleach related... Anyway, this was bothering me the whole day and finally I decided to sit down and write it down. My attempt of humor. Hope I can put a smile on your face :)
Summary: Love triangle...or is it? Oh, young love!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. If you thought I did you're a sad person, a very very sad.
Warning: Complete crack fic and you can expect OOC-ness. Also spelling and grammar are still...well bad.
Enjoy!
-Milde-
In and out of the closet
Can you see the shorty over there? Yeah, the one with white hair and somber expression. That every girl's wet dream happens to be in my kitchen baking cookies with my twin and their best friend Hinamori Momo.
Damn he looks cute with an aporn on...
Anyway, why am I watching from behind the door like a creep at the trio instead of being with them? The answer is simple; that wet dream, who is shorter than me by four inces by the way, happens to make my heart flutter and my mind go blank. Not clear enough? Okay, how about this; I like him.
If life was perfect I would have confessed to him already and we would be dating, but as reality has a crule way of being...well, far from utopia I'm still on this stage. And most probably will be for the rest of my life because I know for a fact that he has never even looked at or thought of me that way. Why? I admit I'm pretty damn good-looking myself but he's in love with someone else. Has been for a while now. But the worst is yet to come. You want to know why my situation is even more heartbreaking?
"Ah, onii-chan! Welcome home!" I glance at my sister from my hiding spot in the broom closet and see her overly happy expression. It seemes Ichi-nii has come home. "We were just baking cookies. You want some?" Yuzu asks, as always, holding a plate full of freshly backed chocolate cookies. I swear if I wasn't playing stalker right now I would be there eating until I would burst.
"Nah, I'll pass. Who knows what the dwarf has put in them." My idiot of a brother flashes a teasing smirk towards the midget who turns completely crimson when my brother turns his back to the three friends and leaves to his room.
So, you want to know what makes my love situtation even more pathetic and heartbreaking than it already is? Brace yourself. Hitsugaya Toushiro, the current love of my life, is hopelessly in love with my big brother!