Ughh... Freakin' wow. Zelda got kidnapped AGAIN? Seriously, how many times are we going to go through this cycle? Link thought to himself, frustrated. He was currently in wolf form, running to Hyrule Castle where Ganondorf no doubt had her tied to a tree or something. Princesses these days...
"MR. LINK! WAAAIT!"
"Crap it's that postman again," Link cursed and quickly changed to human form. How does he even know I'm here...? He turned and came face to face with the irksome and somehow psychic mailman.
"Ah, Mr. Link, there is a letter for you here! Two in fact!" he shrieked.
"How do you even know my name?" Link questioned.
"The name of mail knows all!" he replied. "Now take these DARN LETTERS!"
"Geez. Bipolar, much?" Link muttered and took the two envelopes.
"When did you get such a cocky attitude, mister?" The postman countered.
"Look, I have a princess to save, so if you would be so kind to GET OUTTA MY FREAKIN' WAY!" Link screamed.
"Well maybe you should be so kind to get outta MY LIFE!"
*AFTER A LONG, AWKWARD SILENCE*
"Sorry, that was uncalled for." The postman looked down.
"No, no, that was all me, man. I apologize," Link nodded.
"Nah, it's all good. Friends?" he stuck his hand out.
"Friends." Link took his hand and they embraced in a big, brotherly hug.
"Alright, well I must be off! Onward to mail!" The mailman shouted and ran off at an incredible speed.
Link chuckled. "Sucker..." he murmured and looked down at the wallet of rupees in his palm.
Well, that's it! This was a really stupid story, but it's my first submission, so I just wanted to do something quick. I'll write something better next time, yeah? xDDD
Link: What do you think you're doing?
Me: Whaaat?
Link: You're making me look like a pick-pocketing stupid oaf!
Me: Wha... don't backsass me, elf! Go to your room!
Link: ...NO.
Me: Excuse us.