I am Claire, DarkeFlame's stalker, alter ego, and a figment of her imagination. No we are not schizophrenic. Anyway, this is Gameshow. This is mostly a dialogue where we give polls to people and change their allegiance to other FullMetal characters according to their personality.

We don't own anything.

GAMESHOW!!!

"And, you are the Mustang OCD-fangirl?"

"Did I stutter? And yes, I'm Mustang's OCD-fangirl, because he's so hott and smexy, and dreamy, and pyro…I LOVE YOU COLONEL MUSTANG!!!"

"I'll take that as a yes then. Now, Question one: Do you, or do you not, like oxygen?"

"No, I hate oxygen. It separates me from my one true love!"

"Question two: Do you, or do you not, like blonde hair?"

"Yes, I love blondes! Even if Riza is one, and FYI, he's mine, back off."

"Question three: Do you, or do you not, like milk?"

"Ugh, I hate milk. White liquid secreted from a cow (A/N- free cookie for those who get it right!). Yuk."

"Question four: Do you, or do you not, like automail?"

"Yes, automail is cool. Though I think they could transmute it so it looks more like a human limb."

"Question five: Tall or…short?"
"IT'S FUN-SIZED!!!!!!!"
"Okay then, our computers need a few minutes to match this questionnaire to the FullMetal character, so, moving on."
"You're a FullMetal Fangirl, right?"
"Hmm… Edward...hmm? Oh, yeah…mmm…Edward…"
"Odd. But whatever. Okay, Question one: Are you, or are you not, pyro?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah, I love fire…"
"Question two: Do you, or do you not, like black hair?"

"Umm…yes. Black hair always looks so mysterious."
"Question three: Do you, or do you not, hate lust with every fiber of your being?"
"Sure, what's not to hate?"
"Question four…never mind. There is no question four.
"But, but why? The other girl got five questions!"
"Because the authoress is too tired and lazy to make up more obviously pointed questions for idiots like you!"
"Ohhh…wait a second!"
"Moving on. The results are in: Mustang OCD-fangirl, you are paired with…Edward Elric.
"Whaaaaat?!?!?!?!"
"Yeah, whatever. FullMetal OCD-fangirl, you were paired with…Colonel Roy Mustang"
"Wow! I never would've thought!"
"No duh, that's why you're here."
"Ummm…ma'am?" *mutter*mutter*
"I was getting to that! Now, ladies, choose your weapon!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm the authoress, and I said to, AND you have to fight to the death with Riza and Winry!"
"We never agreed to that!"
"Yeah, we never signed anything!"
"Actually, you did. The fine print ladies, right there, in the contract with your names on them."
"What contract?"
"We told you it was a marriage contract between you and your manga OCD-fangirl counterpart."
"Oh, okay, Hey!"
"Whatever. Winry, Riza, kill!" *FullMetal OCD-fangirls were both killed in a tragic accident involving a banana, a shovel, and a pink giraffe*
"YAY!!! DING-DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!"

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