Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural and never will. No copyright infringement intended.

Author's Note: Written for my friend, disturbinglynic, who requested this. Enjoy!


Crowley doesn't want to even think about the holidays – He hates them and the way that everyone bands together. He's cursing the carolers outside when his boyfriend pops in. "Hey! Let's celebrate!"

"Celebrate what exactly?"

"It's Christmas! There's food – I call the candy!" Gabriel loves Christmas and wants to have fun with him.

Crowley rolls his eyes. "You can have all the candy you want – I don't give a fuck about Christmas."

"We can make fun of people and have sex?"

And that's when Crowley realizes Christmas may not be so bad after all if he has Gabriel with him.