Hello ya'll. I finally started writing again , I've had this idea in my head for a while and finally got my lazy ass off the couch and started writing.

Ehm yeah enjoy this story! This first chapter might be a big boring and shit like that. But eh yeah .. I kinda got to introduce everything!

Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto or Akatsuki. Because if I would then Sasuke wouldn't be such an emo little bitch in Shippuuden , and Deidara would blow Kabuto up for being such a big ass loser ! I only own my OC Yume !

Smack !

I felt a throbbing pain on my left cheek and decided to find out what just hit me. The deary shapes before me became sharp objects of reality, as I opened my eyes to find out that the guy sleeping next to me had bitch slapped me in his sleep. I took an good look at him and smiled slightly at the sight. His innocence showed on his sleeping face, the peaceful and serene dreams blocking out the dangers of the outside. The soft breathing making the world seem to stand still. He looked like he finally was in peace , nothing to worry about , no bad memories, nothing! But still , I honestly wonder what he was dreaming about. I drowsily rubbed my eyes and put an little light on. I dearly wish to go back to my REM sleep and dream about my 'happy place'. I was one of those people that needed a big amount of sleep. What can I say? I'm really lazy , and I prefer it that way! I softly let my head fall onto my big wooly pillow and closed my eyes gently, trying to go back to sleep wasn't hard for me. If I was really tired , I could sleep wherever I wanted , whenever I wanted.

Out of nowhere I heard an loud noise coming from downstairs followed by an girly high-pitched scream. Just lovely ,now I couldn't go back to sleep anymore. At this point I was gloomy and irked and I dearly wanted to slap Sasuke in that satisfied sleeping face of him. I mentally jinxed him and delicately climbed out of my warm soft king sized bed. The minute I stepped out of my bed an icy breeze embraced my bare legs and arms and send shivers down my spine. Making me shiver like an African on the north pole. I winced in defeat and walked out my room closing the door softly behind me , so Sasuke wouldn't wake up. I trying to walk as silently as I could downstairs making absolutely no noise. I mentally killed my brother and his moronic friends for waking me up this late, and I really wondered what the fuck they were doing this late! On my bare feet I walked down the stairs , softly wincing whenever my feet touched the cold iron stairs. I really hated cold!

In a fraction of a second I clumsily tripped over my own feet and felt my body being crashed into the cold wooden floor , it made a loud noise and head immediately turned towards me. I heard snickers from all over the room and I wondered why , it wasn't new that I fell down the stairs. Suddenly I realized that my white baby doll pajama dress wasn't covering my butt anymore , showing my soft pink panties with white lace. My face suddenly flushed into a dark shade of red , I quickly tried to get up but unfortunately that failed and my soft warm skin embraced the cold wooden floor again.

'Are you all right?' my brother asked with concern , lifting my small tender body up in the air putting me back onto my feet. I scowled annoyed at my brother but gave him a sign that I was fine.

'No worries Pein , I'm fine!' I heard another snicker coming from the living room and I of course had to turn my head to look into Deidara's tauntingly eyes. I just rolled my eyes and walked towards the kitchen to grab myself something to drink. I opened the fridge , still being very drowsy and noticed that the fridge was extremely empty. Grocery shopping needed to be done ! In defeat I just grabbed some orange juice and walked back into the living room throwing myself onto the couch in-between Kisame and Itachi.

'Who the hell made all that noise?' I asked irked. Tobi and Deidara both pointed towards each other while Tobi exclaimed to be a 'good boy' and that he would never dare to wake me up. I rolled my eyes as Deidara and Tobi started to argue with each other .

'Why is your left cheek red?' Itachi questioned me puzzled. He always was the first one to notice when there was something different about me.

' Sasuke bitch slapped me in my face while he was sleeping.' I mumbled dull . Both Kisame and Sasori snickered in amusement . While Itachi showed no sign of emotion.

' Where you two sleeping in the same bed?' Pein asked suspicious . He got me there! If I lied about it, he would immediately know I was lying , and if I said yes he would try to kill Sasuke. Yes , my brother was WAY to over-protective towards me and any physical contact with any boy. He is really awful and chased away every boyfriend I ever had.

'Well… ehm-'

'Well what?' Pein's obviously didn't like the fact that I had to think about my answer. ' Well yes but nothing happened. C'mon Pein , he's like my best friend! Doing the 'Nasty' with him would be like fucking you! And That's like fucking disgusting!' I said chuckling devious.

'Language' Pein said sternly . I growled and looked over to Hidan , he was the ONLY reason my language wasn't nice and properly. I hung way too much around that guy. Let me explain you guys something about my life. Starting with the beginning, well not the beginning but .. yeah..

My father is an rich and important businessman that doesn't give crap about me or my brother anymore. It all started when my mother died in a plane crash. She went with my dad on a business trip to Australia for a whole month , unfortunately my birthday was in the third week of his business trip and Pein had called my mother to come home , because otherwise I would be all sad on my birthday missing my mom. So my mom-Who dearly loved her children and cherished them like no other- decided to come home but the plane she was in crashed and she died. My dad had always blamed me and Pein for our mothers dead. Like we wanted this to happen! And ever since, my father was always on business trips , he was never home. We barely ever spoke to him , it makes both me and Pein sad but Pein doesn't show it. He tries to be strong for me. It's cute but he really doesn't need to do it. Luckily my father does let us live in this big luxurious house and sends us a big amount of money every month or whenever we need it. We don't have any family to take care of us so we have to do it all ourselves. Not that Pein cares , he doesn't do anything. I'm the one that has to take care of chores and those kind of things.

Now that I'm talking about family , his group of friends. Or his gang , or what the fuck it's called is like family to us. The whole gang is one big –Not always so happy- family. They call themselves 'Akatsuki'.

Now let me tell you something about everyone , I've known Itachi , Sasuke and Madara –and his alter ego Tobi- my whole life. They live across the street! Itachi is really close friends with my brother and also sees me as his little sister. Sasuke is my best friend , even though he can be an complete emo ass , he also can be very nice and cute. And then there is Madara , I love him when he is Tobi .When he's Tobi , he's cute , cheery and childish and he always starts to bug Deidara. But when the schizophrenic bastard is himself he acts cocky cool and way too pervert towards me. I really don't like being alone with him when he is in his Madara form – As I like to call it- . Pein is also not so fond of it , and he and Madara tend to get into huge fights.

Then there are Kisame and Hidan , they are my buddy's ! I love them and we have a lot in common ! We love the same kind of movies, we watch a lot of action movies together and we play videogames together. Killing zombies really creates an bond! For example me and Kisame love to watch MMA fights. And me and Hidan have the same language.

Then there is Kakuzu , he loves money way too much! It's almost creepy. Kakuzu also doesn't earn his money the most legal way. He does a lot of 'Jobs' that no one will tell me about. I'm guessing it's about drugs! But I'm not too sure! But I kind of figured out he is not the only one doing illegal stuff , most of them had been arrested or in jail for a while! No one really bothered to tell me why.

Then you have Sasori and Deidara , Sasori's face looks like he's always bored and he always gets satisfied when Deidara is being insulted or when someone is mocking the brat. Sasori and Deidara always argue about art! They argue about art almost 24/7 ! Deidara , I've got no words for him. He's a total playboy , he has way too much stupid slutty fan girls and a way too big ego! And he kinda looks like a fucking Barbie doll. With the smooth silky blonde hair and stuff, ya know what I'm sayin'? He also tends to kinda talk in a gay way.

Talking about Gay , you also have Orochimaru but much to my fortune he is almost never around ! He is the most creepy person I've ever met. I always avoid him! He scares the living hell outta me! I always start stuttering and shaking when he touches me , or talks to me or even looks at me. There is one thing that I know about him , he's no good at all! He's way older than anyone of us , even older then Kakuzu! And I don't know why but there is something really wrong about him! I'm positive does the same kind of business as Kakuzu or even worse!

And then there is Zetsu , he is also schizophrenic . But he is nice and kind , he really loves nature and at this moment he is studying in Africa , he is in the jungle observing plants or something like that! I have to admit , he is really good with plants. The only reason our garden looks so good is because he always takes care of it. I heard he's going to be back within a month or something.

Well I hope you liked it ? (:

Please Review , and Kisame will reveal all Itachi's nasty and dark secrets. Care to find out? Hehe!

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