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the isea of the story
The Misadventures Of Sesshomaru
Chapter One: Morning
" COCK-A-FRICKEN-DOODLE-DOOOOOO!!!" screeched the rooster that for some odd reason,
kept itself perched on top off the Mansion which our most beloved emotionless Inu
Youkai lived in. Ah yes. The morning. Something many people and youkai and everything
else with a soul hates. That also includes said beloved emotionless Inu youkai.
Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru woke up slowly and drowsidly (is that a word? Oh well)and sat in a
sitting position on top of his twin King sized bed. Oh what a sight he was. His hair,
which was ALWAYS well-kept and tamed no matter what, looked like it went through a
hurricane hell. It was frizzy, tousled (sp?) and looked like a drooping afro of white.
He wasn't as drop dead gorgeous either. His eyes, that just stared unfocused at the
opposite wall, where narrowed more than usual. Just barely opened.He had dark circles
and small little bags under his eyes. His mouth was parted slightly and just under his
bottom lip, came a long line of dried drool. (who knew he drooled?)
So there he was. Sitting motionless on his bed. Looking a mess. He was in a daze
kinda. He started to glare at the wall as he remembered what happened last night.
Flashback
Sesshomaru was invited to a party. He actually went just because he wanted to relieve
some stress. So during the party, the usual occured. He was surround by a crowd of horny women.
He was going to ignore them all lke he usually did. Until One of them jumped on him. clinging
on. Sesshomaru looked a bit surprised. No one would ever risk there life to do that. He was about
to speak when all of a sudden, the women roughly kissed him. Sesshomaru could smell (and taste) the
Vodka on/in her. Yeah, she was drunk. So he tried to get her off but she held firmly to his head,
continuosly trying to deepen the kiss. So Sesshomaru walked backwards (he's about to tip over) but
the rest of the women had pounced onto him. He was under about 65 women. And some of them weren't
using Slim fast, or Trim Spa. So with all the weight that knocked into him, he was short of breath.
And that damn woman still hadn't stopped kissing him. So Sesshomaru was kocked unconcious.
"We got him down Girls!!" said a tubby brunette. The girls happily cheered at there accomplishement.
Until the brunette noticed something. She sucked her teeth and rolled her eyes.
"Ugh!! LISA!!! We GOT him DOWN!! Stop sucking his FACE!!" But the one named Lisa flipped the brunette
off and continued making out with the unconcious youkai. So the girls started to kick Lisa off. When they did,
they started to drag him off into a bus that was hidden in a dark alley way. Later on at night, Sesshomaru
woke up and took in gasps of air. He noticed where ever he was, it was dark. He just wanted to go home. So
he tried to get up, to soon realise, he was strapped down onto, a BED!!! He looked down at himself to see that
he was stripped down to his boxers. (if ladies wanna know,they're blue with little white puppies)
'This is getting weird.' Thought Sesshomaru. He was trying to rip the thick chains that held him down.
But soon stopped when he felt, people surrounding him. With his canine eyes, he looked into the darkness, to see
the whole bed was surrounded by black figures. He was strating to panick (without showing it). Especially
when something crawled onto the same bed. He squinted his eyes a bit only to see, a sight that made him want
to guage out his own eyes. If not Jakens. There on the bed, was a pale, blubbery, THING, wearing extremely tight
dominatrix costume. It had a small leather mask on it's face, and....a long leather whip. This, scared the hell out
of him. Then, the blob spoke.
"Lord Sesshomaru!! I am the leader of the club, WE ARE THE ONLY TRUE SESSHOMARU LOVERS CLUB. Or W.A.T.O.T.S.LC.
I am Kamille. And now that we have you, we will take you to a place men can only, imagine about."
Now, Sesshomaru wouldn't have been AS afraid about the fact that he was about to be raped by random women, if the one
named, Kamille, hadn't had that, deep male voice.
"So. Let me get this straight. You are an, anonymous orginization that worships me. And so you all knocked me
unconcious and kidnapped me, so that you could all, rape the item that you worship with your lives. Correct?" He asked
calmly.(how does he do it?) Kamille huskly answered yes, while rubbing circles on his bare chest. Sesshomaru sighed.
"......and how much are there of you?"
"This club is international. You have global worship. But, right here, only 65." replied Kamille.
" 65 women." Sesshomaru thought. " Absolutly repulsive." With that, he yanked off the chains and tossed the obese
manly woman onto the floor. He then made a run to the window and crashed right through it, while gracefully landing on
his feet. He then hovered away so fast, while happily hearing the shrieks of dissapointment. And a very bass
"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
From Kamille. Sesshomaru thougth he had gotten away. What he didn't know was that they drugged him in his sleep.
At Sesshomaru's Mansion
Sesshomaru had found out that he was drugged, because even later in the night, he started to get an odd feeling.
When he felt the silk of his sheets tough his bare skin, he got goosebumps. He suddenly started to feel a bit cold. So when he
rubbed his hands on his arms t get warmer, the goosebumps only came out more. suddenly he started to get really, horny.( Very rare!!!)
He couldn't sleep at all without having a, very passionate dream. So most of the night, he kept his body parts away from each other,
and he stayed up thinking about good, pure thoughts.
"Just what the hell did they drug me with?" he said aloud. Jaken came by his room later on by Sesshomaru's demand. Jaken
called a late night doctor. Later after the testings (which involed a lot of touching.) the doctor came up with a conclusion.
"What is wrong with me? Why am I having sexual dreams and feelings." asked Sesshomaru emotionlessly (a word?). The doctor
packed her things up in her suit case and closed her eyes.
"Nothing is wrong with you Mister. Sesshomaru. That mob just fed you Viagra and, Horny Goat pills. It will all pass by morning.
I garuntee. Goodnight now." Then she left by following Jaken out.
" Horny Goat Pills." then he went to sleep
End Flashback
" Damn mobs." he muttered as he soon got up to start his day.
Tbc
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