The show starts off with Tim grunting in his manly garage.
"OOOOAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!" Tim the Grunt Man Taylor grunts.
*audience claps and cheers*
Mark walks in.
*audience boos*
"Hey Papa, got a second?" Mark says in a super wimpy gay voice.
"OOAAAAAAHHHHH!!!?? Call me Dad, not Papa….OOOAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!" Tim grunts.
"Well Dad, I'm in love…" Mark looks at the ground.
"OOOAAAAGGGHHHH!!!?? In love? With a girl?" Tim says.
"No…with you Dad…I want to make love to your butthole!" Mark says.
"OOOAAAAGGHHHH!!!" Tim grunts as he pulls out a nail gun and starts shooting Mark. Brad, Randy, and Jill run in as they hear the commotion. "Tim! What is going OH MY GOD!" Jill screams.
Mark's body is riddled with nails and Tim is covered in blood. He looks towards his family with a crazy look and says, "OOOAAAAGGHHHHH!!!" points the nail gun at them and starts spraying them with nails. Tim, covered in blood after he just murdered his entire family, looks down at the mess and grunts.
"OOOOOAAAGGGHHH!!!???" Tim grunts.
*audience slow claps*
Tim grabs a hack saw and starts sawing his family members body parts off. He then starts welding them on his Hot Rod and makes a Taylor Family Body Parts Hot Rod and goes driving around in it.
*audience laughs*