Canada: MAPLE!
America: Bro, your creeping me out, bro.
Canada: Become one with Canada, brother~! D
America: Bro, what happened to the bro code?
Canada: Who needs the bro code when you have Canada, EH?
Random Poland: LIKE TOTALLY.
Random Russia: Da?
America: -is sad-
Canada: Aw what's the matter, soon-to-be territory?
America: W-what? But what happened to us being bros? Was it all the times I... -thinks- Who are you?
Canada: I'M YO MASTA! Fear the maple! Fear it!
America: -in emo corner wimpering-
Canada: Aw it's okay little territory. I'll take good care of you. *Pats America's back*
America: -bawling and shaking- L-little?
Canada: Yeah cuz you're smaller and less important but that's okay lil fella, I'll make you stronger. *Smiles all innocently*
America: What about the h-hamburgers?
Canada: You can keep you heart attack on a bun, you just have to eat it with maple from now on. :D
America: SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND EXISTENCE! PLEASE. I'M BEGGING YOU, MATTIE; NOT THE
MAPLE SYRUP! -holds on to Canada's leg while blowing his nose-
Canada: You don't have to put it on your wife but you still have to eat it because maple syrup is good!
America: You really m-mean that? YOUR THE BEST BRO IN THE WORLD!
Canada: Of course I am! –Derp face-
Awesome Planet: And that my friends, is how the world exploded. C:
Norway: Yes, quite.