One-shot fluff. In math, we had to write stories on a graph, and being the fangirl I am, I wrote RoChu. It had to be K+ (no smut) and I couldn't use country names. Sorry if that irks you. But the story's short and sweet. And abiding to the graph.
Lame title is lame. But I wanted to come up with something quick. Sorry if it offends you in any way.
This is the first of three in my "Graph Stories Trilogy". Yes, my lovely math teacher gave us three different graphs! It's a great way to write one-shots, I'm telling you! It may sound stupid, but it sure as h*ll works!
Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairings: Russia/China; RoChu
Rating: K+: C'mon, don't y'wanna say "D'aww~"?
Warning: sugary, human names, why do I bother, this is freaking K+, aru.
Oriental Bath Time
"Yao-Yao~ I'm cooking dinner for the two of us!" Ivan called to the Chinese man.
"What? You don't have to go through all that hard work for me, aru! And anyways, I'm just about to take a bath, aru!" Yao replied humbly as he scampered out of his bedroom, carrying a fresh set of clothes. Scurrying into the bathroom, he folded his clothing onto the towel rack. Yao swiftly stopped the drain and turned the hot water knob; in response, the water came splashing out. He dashed back out, only to see his Russian friend deftly chopping vegetables, expertly utilizing the range of oriental spices he had on hand. Yao pushed his bangs back, sighing. Ivan was a man who could not be stopped. The Asian untied his long russet locks, approaching the taller male.
"Ivan, aru, coming to my house for supper does not mean you cook the food for me, aru." Yao bluntly explained, but the Russian ignored him.
"I want to show you how good I got at cooking Chinese food, da!" He simply stated. Yao watched Ivan in silence for a minute, before the taller man poured the greens into a dish.
"Yao-Yao, go and take your bath. I'm almost finished cooking. When I'm done, I'll wait for you so we can eat together, da?" The Russian nudged Yao in the direction of the washroom.
"Alright, alright, aru." Yao paced down the narrow hallway into the bathroom.
"And hurry up!" Ivan called after him. Yao turned the faucet on even more, making the water gush out faster. Yao closed the door behind him, and swiftly removed all articles of clothing. He waited another minute, and then he poked at the water with his foot. Satisfied with the temperature, he sank into the tub and shut the water off. The Asian closed his eyes, letting the steam in the room calm his senses. But Yao snapped back to reality- knowing that his tall friend was also very impatient, he would soon be banging the door down with enthusiasm. The Chinese man quickly lathered his hair with a sweet-smelling soap and washed himself down hastily. After five minutes, Yao had cleaned himself completely and began drying his body down, opening the drain at the same time. As he slipped his clothes on, he flinched at the soft rapping on the door.
"Yao~ I've finished cooking~ And you've finished your bath, da?" The muted voice of Ivan hastened Yao's actions, and he was out the door in a matter of seconds. The taller man looked startled, but then his expression changed to a grin.
"My little sunflower looks so excited to be eating some of Ivan's food, da?" Yao only smirked, and the two friends started down the hallway to the dining room.
"That was exactly on my mind, Vanya."
Hooray! Tell us another, Joy-sama! Another one!
Hope you liked this sugary stuff~