(The last scene in the Temple of Time when Sheik is revealed to be Princess Zelda in disguise--
and Zelda is trapped by Ganondorf in the huge pink crystal thingy and floats up.)
Link: (looking up) Princess? Are those *Triforces* on your undies?
Zelda: Shut UP and protect me!!
Link: ...Wait, are you wearing a thong??
Zelda: I thought you were supposed to be a SILENT protagonist!!
~~
(the same scene, a bit earlier, when Zelda gives Link the Light Arrows.)
Zelda: Yo, Link...I can't find the frigging arrows, dude. I think they're in my other skirts.
Link: No biggie. I got some Tic Tacs and dental floss. I can make do.
Zelda: You're a sexy, sexy man...
Link: ...
Zelda: Okay, that sounded better in my head. A *lot* better.
~~
(That scene in the room with the fans that you have to wear the hover boots occasionally.)
Link: (tries frantically to keep skirt down) Am I some odd, adventure-fantasyesque-video-game
Marilyn Monroe or something?? I mean- holy cheese fries! How am I supposed to save Hyrule if I
can't even keep my damn skirt on?!
~~
(When Sheik is giving Link the pre-Fire Cavern monologue.)
Sheik: Friendship is like a flame...It burns and keeps you warm and shit...
Link: ...Can I just have the Bolero of Fire already?
Sheik: (musing) And yet, it's also like water.
Link: Don't make me use my bigass sword.
Sheik: You wouldn't dare strike a prin- Uhh, such a nice guy!!
~~
(Right after the Sages build the rainbow bridge to Ganondorf's.)
Link: (pokes bridge) ...Is it really safe to walk on here?
Rauru: Noooo, you'll plummet to your firey demise.
Link: I hope that was sarcasm.
Rauru: Sages believe sarcasm is sacreligious.
Link: ...Was that sarcasm?
Rauru: Hell yeah.
and Zelda is trapped by Ganondorf in the huge pink crystal thingy and floats up.)
Link: (looking up) Princess? Are those *Triforces* on your undies?
Zelda: Shut UP and protect me!!
Link: ...Wait, are you wearing a thong??
Zelda: I thought you were supposed to be a SILENT protagonist!!
~~
(the same scene, a bit earlier, when Zelda gives Link the Light Arrows.)
Zelda: Yo, Link...I can't find the frigging arrows, dude. I think they're in my other skirts.
Link: No biggie. I got some Tic Tacs and dental floss. I can make do.
Zelda: You're a sexy, sexy man...
Link: ...
Zelda: Okay, that sounded better in my head. A *lot* better.
~~
(That scene in the room with the fans that you have to wear the hover boots occasionally.)
Link: (tries frantically to keep skirt down) Am I some odd, adventure-fantasyesque-video-game
Marilyn Monroe or something?? I mean- holy cheese fries! How am I supposed to save Hyrule if I
can't even keep my damn skirt on?!
~~
(When Sheik is giving Link the pre-Fire Cavern monologue.)
Sheik: Friendship is like a flame...It burns and keeps you warm and shit...
Link: ...Can I just have the Bolero of Fire already?
Sheik: (musing) And yet, it's also like water.
Link: Don't make me use my bigass sword.
Sheik: You wouldn't dare strike a prin- Uhh, such a nice guy!!
~~
(Right after the Sages build the rainbow bridge to Ganondorf's.)
Link: (pokes bridge) ...Is it really safe to walk on here?
Rauru: Noooo, you'll plummet to your firey demise.
Link: I hope that was sarcasm.
Rauru: Sages believe sarcasm is sacreligious.
Link: ...Was that sarcasm?
Rauru: Hell yeah.