Thought Process
"Nn..." Hiyoshi mumbled has he put his hands over his eyes from the blazing sun. Ugh. The sun burns my eyes... I might melt... where's my special cream?;Hiyoshi thought to himself. Little did he know that in anime, when you talk to yourself, it's actually outloud.
"Ew, you use cream on yourself when it's hot?" challenged Gakuto.
"Don't you mean sunscreen, Hiyoshi?" questioned Oshitari.
"Huh? Oh, yeah..." answered Hiyoshi.
"His skin isn't that pale though..." wondered Chohtaro.
"Maybe he puts it on before he comes to school everyday;" added Shishido.
Wait, how did you hear me think?
"Hahaha! Silly mortal (crosses that out) Hiyoshi, this is an anime.Everyone can hear you think. Even ore-sama!" Too bad you can't hear my thoughts, though. I payed Konomi too much to let them hear my magnificent thoughts. Jiroh looks awefully cute today...
SUGEE! ATOBE THINKS I'M CUTE!
We can all hear you, Atobe.
Huh?! I must be imagining Oshitari's voice in my head.
A-ano... it's true...
Ohtori?..
WHAT? YOU CAN ALL HEAR MY THOUGHTS?!
Everyone cupped their ears.
WHY ARE YOU YELLING, GAKUTO?!
BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WORKS! STOP YELLING SHISHIDO!!
I'M NOT THE ONE WHO'S YELLING, YOU ARE!
ORE-SAMA COMMANDS YOU TO STOP YELLING!
Usu.
Kabaji?!
Usu?
What are you doing here?!
Well, this telepathically communicating system was all part of my secret powers. I haven't showed anyone in a long time.
You've showed someone before?!
THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT! KABAJI JUST TALKED!
SHISHIDO! STOP FUCKING YELLING!
STOP SAYING FUCK!
I'LL STOP SAYING FUCK WHEN YOU STOP FUCKING YELLING!
Oshitari cupped his ears just a tad more while mentally banging his head into the wall.
O-oshitari-senpai, stop! That's dangerous!
You... can see my imagination?
Yeah. Hiyoshi just imagined himself punching Atobe in the face.
But that would damage ore-sama's beautiful face! HIYOSHI! Explain yourself!
It's all a part of gekokujyou.
You mean to say that when you defeat ore-sama to take ore-sama's position, you're going to punch ore-sama in the face?
"Ore-sama's" got that right.
You just said "I've got that right", Hiyoshi.
Kabaji? You can talk?
WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? GOD, YOU'RE STUPID HIYOSHI.
STOP YELLING!!
SHISHIDO, YOU'RE A BAKED BEAN POTATO!!
OH YEAH WELL YOU'RE-- wait, what?
I quite agree.
HOLY SHIT KABAJI JUST TALKED AGAIN!!
WILL YOU TWO MONGOLOIDS SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Oshitari imaged the whole Hyotei tennis team getting hit by a gigantic bus, except for him.
Oshitari...!!
What? I'm just thinking that it'd be a logical solution to stop this problem.
All of us getting hit by a bus besides you is DEFINITELY not logical. Not to mention lame.
And why are you the only one who lives? Yuushi, I thought you loved me!
Whoa, you guys are a couple? How lame!
Shishido-san, you shouldn't say things like that!
Eh, Chohtaro?
BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY MARRIED!!
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER TELL!!
BUT, I--
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS ALL MORTALS SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"
Everyone stared at Atobe.
"Now, Kabaji, deactivate your special power and let's go." With that, Atobe snapped his fingers.
Kabaji sparked. Yes, sparked.
"Did Kabaji just..."
"Spark?"
"..."
For the rest of the day, or week for that matter, dared to go any where within 40ft of Kabaji.
Kabaji scares me sometimes... haha, yeah, that sucked. Please review :)