Andy's Definition of Cute
Author: Mistress Sara
Spoilers: Only if you haven't seen Jerry's Painting from Season 3… and April and Andy's Fancy Party.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This should be obvious.
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Ben challenges Andy when he says that eating turkey chili out of a Frisbee with April is cute. Questions his definition of cute. Andy is a bit flabbergasted by his new roommate's comment. Glancing over at April he can't help but smile at her. Wearing one of his plaid shirts, hair in a messy bun, wearing those glasses that make her look just as smart as he knows she is. They're both barefoot, just hanging out in front of the TV after a long day of pretending to work.
Andy wants to challenge Ben to find something cuter than a man and his wife eating turkey chili out of Frisbees. He could search all over Pawnee and never find anything to top their version of domestic bliss. Some day when he and April have kids and dishes and jobs that actually require effort, he's going to look back at moments like this one and think about how awesome they've always been.
"What?" April asks when he looks over at her again.
"I think you're super cute."
"Shut up." She blushes, taking another bite of chili.
"You're super hot too. My shirt looks really good on you."
"Would look better on the floor." Andy's eyes widened.
"Old school. I like it. Lets go have sex."
"Guys, I'm standing right here." Ben suddenly interrupted, feeling incredibly uncomfortable having witnessed this exchange.
"Hey, I told you, no noise on Monday." April warned before standing up and putting her Frisbee on top of the TV. Without looking back to Ben she grabbed Andy's hand, pulling him up.
Andy smiled enthusiastically, giving Ben a thumbs up before following his wife to their bedroom. Once the door was closed Andy set down his own Frisbee and again examined April. She was taking off her glasses, pulling down her hair, leaving the shirt on for him to remove. Oh yeah, Ben had no idea what cute was.
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That's all. Just a little one shot.