Author's note:

Hi there and welcome to my little theatre! These are three unrelated drabbles, one of them a crossover that never happened and all in good fun. ;) Now, "Drabbles', as Wikipedia defines them are 'extremely short works of fiction exactly one hundred words in length. The purpose of the drabble is brevity and to test the author's ability to express interesting and meaningful ideas in an extremely confined space.' This has been observed and I hope you enjoy the erratic results.:P

The Doctor Drabbles

by Taranea

One Of A Kind

Striding briskly towards his beloved ship, the Doctor threw the doors open with a flourish, ready for yet another incredible adventure. Then his eyes widened in shock.

"No," he breathed, terrified. "Not again."

"Rose!" he turned on his surprised companion instantly. "The interior dimensions have been thrown out of the TARDIS!" he grabbed her shoulders hard, his tone laced with warning. "You haven't rescued another dead relative of yours, have you?"

Rose sighed.

"No, I didn't save anyone, Doctor. But this is London 1959, there's loadsa blue boxes, and you parked the TARDIS on the other side of the street."

xxx

Just Another Day at Torchwood Three

"Ha-hah! I've shot both Captain Jack Harkness and the Doctor through the heart! With both your leaders dead, it's impossible to stop me!" The unspecified villain laughed maniacally, brandishing his weapon at distinctly unimpressed Martha Jones and Gwen Cooper.

Gwen shot her colleague a look.

"Should we tell him?"

Martha pursed her lips. Behind the now slightly confused intruder, Jack got to his feet and gave first his (now ruined) vintage coat and then the villain a murderous look. Rather unconcerned about clothing, the injured Doctor was meanwhile merely scrabbling weakly for the first aid kit.

Finally, Martha shrugged.

"Nah."

xxx

Marketing Hazards

"Come on."

"No."

"Don't be insulted."

"I'm not insulted. They don't want me here; I'll gratefully comply and not save their planet. Me, insulted? Hah!" The Doctor crossed his arms, grumbling unintelligibly. Rose was still pretty sure she'd heard 'stupid apes'.

"But it's just a silly movie campaign for goodness' sake! Now can we please go and stop the Sontarans from leveling San Diego?" she practically implored him.

The Doctor huffed.

"Fine. But I know why I prefer England."

The two adventurers strode off, leaving the lonely bus bench with the white 'For Humans ONLY!" sign behind in the dust.

Fin

Readable? Well, for anyone not getting the last one, I apologize. Just google the "for humans only" phrase, it's a very odd movie advertisement here in the USA that had me baffled for a while. The Sontarans, on the other hand, are probably here for Comic-Con. :P 'twas my first Who-thing too, so if this gets a positive response, there's more on the way.

Hope you enjoyed and if you read, please review!