At Ol' Sky High, a sky high fanfic

AN: HAHAHA! I did it! It took me two and a half hours, but I did it! Excuse my jubilation, but it was HARD.

I don't own anything. Standard disclaimer applies. This is for LadyKida's challenge in the Sky High challenge thread.

A recap of the 'Sky high' movie or your own story to the tune of one of the following:
american pie by Don McLean
Its the end of the world (as we know it) by R.E.M
Beacuse I got high by Afroman
One week by the Barenaked Ladies
Yellow Submarine by The Beatles
Baby got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot
Rose tint my world from Rocky Horror Picture show (for those game enough. has to be done from 4 character p.o.v's)

ok rules:
make sure you give the proper disclaimers at the beginning.
story is to be written as if the are lyrics to the song. so you are basically replacing the lyrics.
can be from any P.O.V e.g Warren's thoughts on the events of the movie.
when posting your story make refrence to the fact that its for this challenge in the summary

At Ol' Sky High

A long, long time ago...
Back when Mom and Dad were
Just two kids in some ol' flying school,
And some girl by the name of Sue
Disappeared 'cause, 'tween us two,
She tried recruiting villains; what a fool.

But then, years later, with her minion,
This Royal Pain and Stitches came in.
Mom saved Dad; they hooked up.
And soon enough I popped up.

I can't remember any day
Not hearing Mom and Daddy say
That someday I would save the day
Once I've gone to Sky High…yay.

'M not too keen, how can life be so mean?
Got no power, feelin' sour,
And I'm only fourteen.
You know that Mom and Dad, all that they did was beam
Going, "You'll be part of this hero team.
"You'll be part of this hero team."

So me and Layla went to school,
Met some people, pretty cool,
So why did I feel so darn low?
Cause I'm a sidekick, fancy that,
My parents want the hero tract,
And now I've got a nemesis; that's a fact.

And I know that senior girl is hot
But she prob'ly thinks that I am not.
She called me down the hall.
Man, I didn't think I'd fall!

And I didn't wanna tell my dad
that I was a sidekick; he'd be mad.
His response: way less than rad.
'Cause I go to: Sky High.

And now you know that

Now for ten weeks, just the sidekicks and me
And that's how I thought it would always be,
But that's not what my DNA said.
When that Warren tried to roast my gang,
Something in me just went BANG.
Well, I sent him through a wall and he saw red.

Oh, and while we ended up in "D",
The principal was sicced on me,
My dad got me an X-box;
That whole day rocked my socks!
And while I transferred to hero class,
The senior noticed me at last,
And I saved Ethan from Speed and Lash
That day at ol' Sky High.

And now you know that

Now I'm keen, maybe life's not so mean.
Got my power, I'm not sour,
But still only fourteen.
You know that Mom and Dad, now they really can beam
Going, "You'll be part of this hero team.
"You'll be part of this hero team."

Oh hell, see, well, stood up Layla for ma belle.
Since when did she and ol' Warren Peace gel?
Now she seems real ticked at me.
I can see why she would be.
But I've got Gwen here, you can see,
And a party...and the heroes…Mom'll freak!

But Gwen makes everything all right
We made out in the sanctum's light.
Then Layla rang the bell,
Oh, then my life just went to hell!
cause Gwen made Layla run away;
I dumped Gwen to make her pay.
My folks returned from Caroway…
I'm dead…now at Sky High.

And now you know that

M not too keen, how can life be so mean?
Got my power, but I'm sour,
And still only fourteen.
You know that Mom and Dad, well, now they're kinda steamed
Going, "How're we gonna get the house clean?
"How're we gonna get the house clean?"

Oh, I tried to call my Layla back
But she was set in a single track.
So Peace told me I was a jerk.
So she was never gonna speak to me
Unless I groveled on my knees
I wasn't even sure if that would work.

Oh, and there they were, all at the school,
I sat at home: a lonely fool.
And I realized that Sue
Was Gwen's mom and Royal Pain too!
So I called on ol' Ron for a ride
'fore Gwen committed genocide,
My friends explained: "infanticide."
That night at ol' Sky High.

And now you know that

M not too keen, how can life be so mean?
Got my power, but I'm sour,
And still only fourteen.
You know that Mom and Dad, well, they need to be cleaned
And I'm hoping we can fix this whole scene.
I'm hoping we can fix this whole scene.

Warren said they'd take the clowns
I went for Gwen, and she was found
Putting all the infants in a bus.
I challenged her, to my surprise
It wasn't that her mommy died,
She was Sue; I almost barfed my guts.

Then we fought an epic battle,
When Layla came, Gwen threw me out the window.
But I developed flying;
And stopped everyone from dying.
So all the sidekicks got their dues:
Ron, Zach, Ethan, and Maj too,
And I took my dear Layla flying
The night at ol' Sky High.

And now you know that

Now I'm keen, maybe life's not so mean.
Got my powers, I'm not sour,
But still only fourteen.
You know that Mom and Dad, now they really can beam
Going, "You'll be part of this hero team.
"You'll be part of this hero team."

And now you know that

Now I'm keen, maybe life's not so mean.
Got my power, I'm not sour,
But still only fourteen.
You know that Mom and Dad, now they really can beam
Going, "You'll be part of this hero team."