It's Dudley Dursley's birthday. Say "happy birthday"!
Harry Potter Another year of pounding awaits me. Oh joy.
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Petunia Dursley, Dudley Dursley Happy birthday Diddykins!
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Vernon Dursley Now if you would just get out of bed son, we have your presents downstairs.
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Dudley Dursley How many are there?
Vernon Dursley Thirtysix, I counted 'em myself!
Petunia Dursley Well done, honey.
Dudley Dursley ( Waaaaaahaaaaaaaa waaaaahaaaaa!
Piers Polkiss Were you just crying, Dud?
Harry Potter likes this.
Dudley Dursley No...
Vernon Dursley Little tyke!
Dudley Dursley Dad?
Vernon Dursley Yes, Diddy?
Dudley Dursley I can't get up.
Harry Potter likes this.
Petunia Dursley, Vernon Dursley Mrs Figg is sick, so she cannot take the boy. coughHARRY POTTERcough.
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Harry Potter That's very discreet.
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Harry Potter I set a boa constrictor on Dudley Dursley today.
Dudley Dursley DISLIKE!
Vernon Dursley So it was you boy! No meals for a week!
Dudley Dursley More for me! D
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Harry Potter Liking your own comment, Duds. That's lame.
Dudley Dursley You're lame.
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Vernon Dursley OWLS! RUDDY OWLS!
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Harry Potter Let me read the letters and they'll stop.
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Dudley Dursley Now whose liking their own comments?
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Harry Potter That would be you.
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Harry Potter is now friends with Rubeus Hagrid.
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Rubeus Hagrid, Dudley Dursley I haven't seen you since you was a baby Harry, but you're a bit more along that I would've expected, practically round the middle.
Dudley Dursley I'm not Harry Potter.
Harry Potter I am.
Rubeus Hagrid Well of course you are! I see your profile picture! You've got your mother's eyes!
Harry Potter likes this.
Harry Potter I do?
Rubeus Hagrid And other than that, you're a spitting image of your dad!
James Potter likes this.
Rubeus Hagrid James...?
Harry Potter Dad?
James Potter ...
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Vernon Dursley, Rubeus Hagrid The boy will not be going to that Wizarding school to learn about stupid magic by a stupid old crackhead!
Dudley Dursley Which boy? Harry Potter?
Vernon Dursley Yes, Diddy.
Harry Potter Very subtle.
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Rubeus Hagrid Which crackhead? Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore?
Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Excuse me?
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Doris Crockford I met Harry Potter today in the Leaky Cauldron
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Harry Potter likes The Leaky Cauldron, Diagon Alley and three other pages.
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Harry Potter I can't wait to get to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry via Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
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Vernon Dursley Good like getting there. Platform 9 and Platform 10, so yours should be somewhere in the middle?
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Dudley Dursley Good one, Dad!
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Harry Potter Dud, please stop Poking me.
Dudley Dursley I never get a chance to poke you with my Smeltings stick if you're locked up in your room all day. POKE POKE POKE xD
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Harry Potter is now friends with Ronald Weasley, Molly Weasley and five other people.
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Harry Potter I met some awesome people at Kings Cross today.
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Vernon Dursley So you made it? Oh bugger.
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Harry Potter is now friends with Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom.
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Ronald Weasley Who loses a toad on a train?
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Neville Longbottom Me...
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Harry Potter I really hope I'm not in Slytherin like Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy I wrote you off as a Mudblood-lover the moment I saw you.
Ronald Weasley No you didn't! You wanted to be friends. Suck it, Malfoy.
Harry Potter likes this.
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Harry Potter I'M IN GRYFFINDOR! Along with Ronald Weasley, Sheamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil and three other people.
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Hermione Granger What about me?
Ronald Weasley D: Kill me now. D:
Harry Potter likes this.
Hermione Granger How rude.
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore A new year at Hogwarts has begun. The Sorting Hat needs cleaning.
Minerva McGonnagal, Pomona Sprout, Filius Flitwick and eleven other people like this.
The Sorting Hat Your face needs cleaning, Dumbly.
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Harry Potter sent a private message to Percy Weasley.
Harry Potter Whose that teacher talking to Professor Quirrel?
Percy Weasley Oh, that's Professor Snape; Head of Slytherin House.
Harry Potter What's he teach?
Percy Weasley Potions. But everyone knows it's the Dark Arts he fancies. He's been after Quirrel's job for years.
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Harry Potter in now friends with Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington and three other ghosts.
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Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore installed Facebook for Blackberry.
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: I Hope You Guys Enjoyed This! Let's Say... Ten Reviews For Chapter Two? But Please Don't Just Review Ten Times... Recommend To Friends If You Like This :D
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