Disclaimer: I do not own Fate/Stay Night.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...it's short. And weird.

On the roof of Homurabara Gakuen...

"Ahh...girls are great, aren't they, Archer?"

Archer, who had been absent-mindedly sipping from a juice box up until this point, gave his Master an incredulous look. "Eh?"

Rin was smiling pleasantly to herself as she watched a group of girls run track down on the field. She mentally noted every bounce and jiggle of the breasts she caught sight of. She licked her lips with noticeable lust, and a shiver suddenly crawled up Archer's spine. Just what was going on in his Master's head at that moment?

"...Well?" Rin said after a moment. Apparently she had expected Archer to answer her question.

"Uh," Archer paused for a second, trying to make it seem like he had been busy thinking it over in the last minute, "Yeah...girls...girls are great..."

Rin clasped her hands tightly together and closed her eyes as images of beautiful, fair maidens filled her mind. "Yes...girls are most certainly nature's greatest gift to humanity. They're all so lovely. Especially Saber. She's not only amazingly beautiful, but strong-willed and deadly. It's a perfect combo. Sakura is great, too. She's like a little porcelain doll, so pretty and delicate. Ilya is also quite the eye-catcher, even if she is a bit too young and flat-chested for my tastes. Rider definitely seems like the perfect girl to go to if you want to try out some alternative ways of having sex, too. Ooh...they're all just so wonderful...I really want an all-female harem now...I would definitely treat them much better than any dirty boy, that's for sure...oh, I get goosebumps just thinking about it..."

A warm, gentle breeze rushed past Rin's face, causing her hair to flutter lightly in the wind.

Chuckling under his breath, Archer shook his head in amazement. "Wow...heh heh heh..."

"Hmm?" Rin opened her eyes and put her hands on her hips, "What is it?"

"I never knew you were such a lesbian..." Archer murmured, barely able to hide the smile on his face.

Rin gasped, her entire face lighting up as red as a tomato. "I...I AM NOT A LESBIAN! DON'T SAY SUCH THINGS!!! I...I...I AM JUST BISEXUAL, DAMMIT!!! I'M BISEXUAL!!!"

"Ha ha ha...and you're still as tsundere as ever, too..."

"H-HEY!!!!"

Suddenly, Rin kicked the juice box out of Archer's hands, and it flew over the railing and down into the shrubbery below. Archer was horrified beyond comprehension. It was red apple juice. "Ahh...ahh...ahh..."

Letting out an annoyed 'humph', Rin stormed off, leaving poor Archer to stare at his now-empty hands, completely speechless.

'THAT WAS...MY LAST JUICE BOX...I MUST GO BACK TO THE FUTURE AND KILL RIN TO STOP THIS FROM HAPPENING!!!'