Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, this is just the squirrel in my brain running 90 miles an hour on the hamster wheel.
Chapter 1
(Back stage on the set of Smackdown)
(Undertaker heads to his locker room along with Paul Bearer)
"Oooooh yeesss my Undertaker, noooo one can deefeat yoooouuuuu,-"Whined Paul in his shrill acting voice. The Undertaker just shook his head before answering. "Shut the hell up already I got a fucking migraine from hearing you use that voice every damned time you talk to me idiot!"He growled. Paul shrank back in fear, Paul went over to the suit cases packing the urn first.
"Buuut Undertakerrrrrr I can't stop using this voooooooiiiicccceeee. I've been using it since nine-teen ninetyyyyyyyyy." He whined again. The undertaker just shook his head and growled as he slammed the door behind him...
(Santino not paying attention as usual bumps into the undertaker rounding the corner.)
"Watch where you're going you mangy little shit!" He grumbled with the title belt slung over his shoulder. Santino looked around like the undertaker was talking to someone else. "why do you treat Santino with the disrespect, huh? Maybe it is because you are the jealous that Santino is a real campyeone-" his speech was cut off by the Undertaker's back hand to the side of the head.
The Undertaker turned and headed for the parking lot followed now by Paul Bearer. "Waaaiiit fooooor meee my Undertakerrrrrr!" He whined hurrying to catch up with the dead man.
Santino infuriated at his embarrassment began to plot how to embarrass the undertaker...
End of chapter 1
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