A/N: Why, hello! This is my very first fanfiction. Enjoy!

'Interesting...' thought Gokudera Hayato as he examined the Shimon swamp guardian.

This is what the Storm guardian would do on his weekends before hanging out with Tsuna and Yamamoto. Right now Shitt P. is doing her usual routine of meditation. She was wearing a pink shoulder-length wig, a black jacket with spikes on the shoulder blades, a black ruffled skirt, black and pink combat boots and her usual tubes.

"Priii Pruuuup~," awoke Shitt P. from her meditation.

Gokudera jolted up from surprise. His girlfriend had been meditating for almost 2 hours and had suddenly become conscious again.

"Oh! You're awake!" he cried. "I was just going to go to the Tenth's place. Do you want to come?"

"Puriiii Riipuuu~ I can't Hayato~ I have to practice space acrobatics today," she said.

Gokudera frowned. He had wanted to go to discuss his future extraterrestrial themed wedding with her, the Tenth and that baseball freak. Looks like that has to wait for another time.

"...But, I can make you my famous lunch box filled with toxic unexplainable love. Priii~"

His frown turned upside down at the mention of that. "Yes! That would be great. Your cooking is always the best!" he exclaimed.

"Then wait here, Hayato. To the kitchen! Prupiii!"

He waited with eagerness like a little boy on Christmas. There were a lot of explosions coming from the kitchen. There were the sound of a chainsaw, a knife on a chopping board and sometimes an animal's screech.

"And the finishing touch!" exclaimed Shitt P. from the kitchen.

BOOOOOM!
The place shook with such vigour. The sound of a car's alarm can be heard outside. And throughout all this, Gokudera didn't even move an inch.

After a few minutes, Shitt P. finally came out from the kitchen with a lunch box in her hands. "Here you go, Hayato. I made it full of my undying space monkey love for you."

Later that day, at Tsuna's house...

"Hieeee! Gokudera, what is that?" shrieked Sawada Tsunayoshi as he eyed Gokudera's lunch box.

The lunch box was filled with weird and foreign food that Tsuna has never seen in his whole 14-years virgin life. There were purple tentacles coming out of the lunch box. One even got inside Tsuna's pants. He felt a mixture of torture and pleasure caused by the tentacle.

Gokudera turned to him with sparkly eyes. "It's a toxic unexplainable filled love lunch box that Shittopi-chan made," said Gokudera, glad that his boss noticed his lunch box.

A/N: I think I failed. Anyways, love it? Hate it? Do I need more practice? Do review!