A/N: I hate making fun of—Wait… did you say Sokka? Never mind! Spamalot to Avatar… FUNNY! Script form, don't sue! I don't own Avatar or Spamalot, sadly.
Aang:
Lancelot you might as well just fess up
Really you're a
different kind of guy
Move aside your scabbard
For underneath
your tabard
There is waiting to escape a butterfly
Zuko,
Haru, Aang and Jet:
His...name...is Lancelot
And in tight
pants a lot
He likes to dance a lot
You know you do
Sokka: I do?
Zuko, Haru, Aang and Jet:
So just say thanks a
lot
And try romance, it's hot!
Let's find out who's really
you.
His name is Lancelot
He visits France a lot
He likes to
dance a lot and dream
No one would ever know
That this
outrageous pro
Bats for the other team.
Aang:
You're a
knight who really likes his night life
And by day you really like
to play
You can all find him pumping at the gym
At the Camelot
Y.M.C.A.!
Zuko, Haru, Aang and Jet:
His name is
Lancelot
Katara, Toph, Mai and Ty Lee:
La,
la, la
Zuko, Haru, Aang and Jet:
Just
watch him dance a lot
Katara, Toph, Mai and Ty Lee:
La,
la, la
Zuko, Haru, Aang and Jet:
He
doesn't care what people say
Katara, Toph, Mai and Ty Lee:
La, la, la
Sokka: No Way!
Zuko, Haru, Aang and Jet:
For
when he starts to dance
Katara, Toph, Mai and Ty Lee:
La,
la, la
Zuko, Haru, Aang and Jet:
Just
grab your underpants
Katara, Toph, Mai and Ty Lee:
La, la, la
Aang:
He can finally come out and say that he is
G.A.
All: Y.M.C.A.
All: He's Gay!
Sokka: Ok!
A/N: Oh… this is only the first. (giggles maniacally.)
Toph