a/n:This is your official stupidity warning, if you don't enjoy thouroughly stupid things turn back now.

Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story.
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Open:Gryffindor Common room(full)
Fred Weasley walkes into the common room from his dorm, his arms full.

Fred:I found the strangest thing in a Muggle shop over the summer!
Harry:What were YOU doing in a Muggle shop?
Fred:My dad.
Harry:Oh.
Hermione:So, what did you find?
Fred:I'm getting there(clears his throat).So we were in America for holidays, right?('Right'everyone else says)And we went to this Muggle thing called a mall, right?(Right)And we were in this store called sears, or something, right?(Right)And I found these shirts, right?(Right!)And it was weird because they had Hogwarts stuff written on them, but Muggles don't know about, right?(Stop!)Right?(Sure, whatever)So I bought these shirts, and you know what they say?(NO!)Gryffindor! So I bought one and we are all going to have a shirt signing?
Neville:A what?
(Malfoy appears out of nowhere)
Malfoy:You don't know what that is?! Even I know what that is and I hate Muggles!
(He disappers.)
Harry:It's when you sign each other's shirt, but I'm assuming we're only going to sign that one, right?
Fred:Right.
(They all sign the shirt, and live happily ever after[except Malfoy who is 'accidentily' trampled by a dragon{so sad}])
The End