This came out of my bottom.
But I still laughed and this story is the result of pure excitement for The Beach
Hope you like it TrueThinker XD
As if XD
I'll be off working on Clubs, Parties and Spagetti :) Which will not be wierd.
PROMISE!
Zhao was pacing his room.
He needed to be Fire Lord.
Only one thing stood in his way, Zuko.
He couldn't kill the boy that would be treason against the Crown.
In anger he punched a blazing hole in the wall.
But an idea slowly came to him…
If I marry Azula I will become next in line for the position…Good thinking Zhao
I'll probably have to talk to her first though…
I should learn more about her…
And with that he swept away cape billowing, mind racing and conniving.
"How would you describe Azula?" Zhao looked embarrassed to be asking Zuko.
"Well...she's so fast it's like she's greased."
Ty Lee came over, "And she shoots lightning."
Zhao looked eager, "Yes?"
"Well..." Zuko started
Why this car is automatic
It's systematic
It's hydromatic
Why it's grease lightning (Grease lightning)
The Avatar, Katara, Sokka and Toph joined in with Mai, Ty Lee and Zuko.
All singing and dancing as if they had practiced, which Zhao didn't doubt.
We'll get some overhead lifters and some four barrel quads
oh yeah
(Keep talking whoa keep talking)
A fuel injection cutoff and chrome plated rods oh yeah
(I'll get the money I'll kill to get the money)
With a four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
In Grease Lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
"Oh...my...Agni."
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
This is the point where they changed into, shiny, sequined, tight, red jumpsuits
Purple french tail lights and thirty inch fins
oh yeah
A Palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins
oh yeah
With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks
You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
Grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
(Grease lightning go grease lightning)
Go grease lighting you're coasting through the hit lap trial
You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning, lightning, lightning
Lightning
A big Broadway ending, everyone was panting looking expectant. Zhao had left when they had put the jump suits on.
"We'll get him next time with Hairspray." Zuko assured him team, "We'll get him."
Not cool. Not cool at all, I'll just confront her directly.
He walked to her room and before knocking on the door her sobbing and a flute playing a light melody
Every night in my dreams
I see you. I feel you.
That is how I know you go on.
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're one
Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
There is some love that will not
go away
You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
That was Zhao's crossing point, the singing and dancing Prince was one but this…
A Fire Nation Princess born of highest noble blood, feared for her precision and ruthlessness, cried when Celion Dion sang My Heart will go on.
You know that job up north doesn't seem that bad…
2 weeks later Zhao was eaten by a giant angry koi with a 112-year-old kid inside.
R.I.P Zhao
At the funeral Zuko and Mai did interpretive dance to Azula's favorite song while the Princess herself burst into tears.
Obviously there is something VERY wrong with my brain.
This fic is awesome because Zuko sings Greased Lightning, there is NO other reason.