She glanced up at the sky. 'Shit, shit!' she thought frenzily. 'It's getting dark!' She finished killing the pig, gaining several porkchops in the process, and rushed back to the foundations for her house, a 1-block-high 5x5 dirt perimeter with the back wall mainly comprised of a tree. 'Ok, so the leaves'll make a good roof, I can sorta see the sky through them and things can't go through them, ok, now all I need are the walls.'
She started on the back wall, hurriedly ensuring that there weren't any cracks that monsters could fit through before checking the sky again and catching it changing hues. 'Ack! I still have 3 walls to go!' She then turned to the left wall and built it up block by block all the way to the leaves above her. The sky had changed twice while she was building that side and was now a dark turquoise in color. 'Alright, I can do this, I'm halfway there, must hurry,' she thought, wheeling about 180 Degrees to the right side. She layered the blocks like a 2-D snake winding on top of itself, left-to-right-to-left-to-right until that side was done. 'Only one left!' she thought hopefully, but as she turned to the front, a growl sounded from behind her tree.
She froze for a split-second, long enough for the sky to finish changing to the dark blue that heralded the arrival of monsters. 'Holy f*ckin' Roman Empire! I have to finish fast or I'm skeleton food!' She starting building the front, going up-to-down-to-up-to-down in the hopes that this would help her build faster. 'Sweet, one more row and I'm safe!' Before she could lay more than one block, however, a skeleton stepped into view several feet away, turned to her, and snarled. "HOLY F*CKING FRENCH MAGIKARP!" she exclaimed aloud as she finished that row with amazing speed.
Her best friend's mother, passing by the room, started to say something about such language, then realised what game she was playing and walked on. "Hey, you managed not to die on your first day," her best friend teased her as he re-entered the room with some Pocky and Coke. "Shut up, Elder_Alhoon!" she retorted, calling him by his Minecraft name. He handed her a pocky stick and sat down as she recounted the past 6 minutes. "Well, sounds like you're doing alright," the Mod commented. "I'll help you find a nice cave to build on once it's day again. Oh, and don't forget to grab the Workbench." "I know! I know! ...aaaaaaaaaah bite nomnomnomnomnom." she munched her pocky contentedly, hunching over it like a squirrel eating a nut. Her buddy laughed. "Oh Poland..." he said, shaking his head and smiling. "What? Don't you, like, totally think this skirt is cool?" she said, imitating the blonde Hetalia crossdresser. They laughed more, and the screen fades to black.
...And then Cthulu swoops down and eats them all! ...wait, wrong fandom? Oops... heh heh...You didn't read anything *Waves hands in circles*
Oh yeah, mentions of Hetalia AND Pokemon! Win!