Doing the same thing for HP, but the idea was for MV first!
I don't own anything!
For Vitzy…
Summary: what if all the characters got high, individually?
Character bashing and such may apply…
Seeing Claire drunk is not something that many of the residents of Morganville expect to see; apparently she is a goody two shoes who seems to enjoy working with the vamps too much to be bothered to get drunk to wash away the pain.
Apparently seeing her high was along the same wavelength of people's thoughts.
"Jeez, who turned all these lights on?" she groans to herself as she walks through… the centre of town… at twilight. Not exactly the brightest idea but since she is alone and high on a combination of crack cocaine and LSD, self preservation is not high on her priorities list…
… getting some sunglasses to help her aching head is much higher on there than that!
She staggers down the road, leaning against about five different cars (and accidentally scratching Monica's new convertible with her beaded bag) on her way, heading towards Common Grounds on the off chance that Oliver could have some sunglasses she could downright blag off of him… or maybe, if she is lucky, Amelie could be in there and she could borrow hers!
So, in the end, Claire arrives at Common Grounds at the exact moment the sun fully sets and Morganville becomes the vamp's playground. Inside, the lights are even brighter and she groans, unable to believe that they could be as bright: it's like being under an interrogation light with the CIA or something!
"Yope, Ollypop," she manages to say with a smile as she half collapses on the counter in front of the pretend hippie. He is the one who is supposed to be getting stoned not her! As she looks up through her drug addled haze, she mistakes his looks for… James Lafferty? Surely someone as hot as James Lafferty couldn't be Oliver! But it's the truth! "Wow, you're hot… can I ask you out for a drink?" she slurs, deciding that today would be the day she 'takes a stand' for feminism and ask a guy out…
He raises an eyebrow and thinks she is taking the piss – something which she isn't. "Excuse me, Claire?" he snaps at her, not realising that she is high on drugs which, by the way, were slipped to her by an unknown male at the university earlier that day! "You want to get thrown out into the streets for a snack?" he hisses in her ear but she, of course, thinks he is flirting.
"I know you're hot, Oliver, but I wouldn't go that far with you yet," she giggles in a way that reminds him of Myrnin.
"Did that dog put you up to this?" he snaps at her, moving around the counter to lift her up… but she is a little unstable and he almost drops her with her limbs flailing. "Did he drug you?" the penny finally drops as to why she is behaving so oddly as he takes her into his office. Of course, he has to blame Myrnin and wonders whether or not this is the opportune time to get Amelie to dispose of him: he is no longer useful.
She shrugs and giggles, stroking his face gently which irritates him because he doesn't like being manhandled! But he drops her unceremoniously in the visitor's chair, which she promptly falls out of and immediately starts giggling about this on the floor.
"Amelie, come quick: Myrnin drugged Claire," Oliver gets to the point on the phone with his secret lover, hoping that his tone isn't too happy for the addled Claire to remember when she wakes up with a bloody painful head the next day.
The portal opens and Claire groans as a burst of fresh light hits her head: she doesn't like light so why do people keep turning lights on?
She screams in annoyance before a face looms in front of her: Amelie!
"Amelie!" she exclaims, moving faster than Amelie thought possible to envelop her in a hug. "I love you, Mummy! You're better than my Mummy!" she continues before pressing her lips to Amelie's for a 'mummy to daughter' kiss that a three year old would partake in. and yes, the spit was included for free.
Amelie throws her off and into the chair, embarrassed beyond belief. But she soon shuts Oliver up with a well placed slap and a reminder that he didn't even get that far with her…
"You lurve her?" Claire accurately guesses as to Oliver's feelings for the perfect blonde Founder in front of her. Then she claps her hands together in glee. "Ollypop loves Ammie! Ollypop loves Blondie!" she chants, besides herself with happiness that the princess gets James Lafferty's lookalike.
Amelie rolls her eyes again before knocking Claire out for twenty four hours to let the drugs die off…
…that is what happened when Claire was drugged. The end.
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Vicky xx