MarikRules- I'm back! who missed me?
Bakura- who are you again?
MR-not funny, anyway I've been wanting to do a yugioh phantom of the opera parody for a while. I think I'm going with humorous more so then following the story line exactly, I like humor.
Marik-wtf? We are not doing this.
MR- save your complaints for the fic, anyway I do not own Phantom of the opera (sadly) or yugioh (very sadly) enjoy the fic. Marik is Hikari, Y. Marik is Yami, Egyptian characters are in this too like Kisara and Mana.
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Chapter 1 Auditions and a pissed off cast
The Yugioh people are hanging out in the game shop. When the all powerfull Authoress MarikRules(know as M.R for the rest of the fic) appear out of no where.
"We're doing The Phantom of The Opera!" M.R announce. Everyone stares.
"Are you serious?" Joey asked
"Very." M.R said
"Damn." Joey replied.
"Come on it will be fun!" M.R said.
"If we're really nice to you do we have to do this." Marik asked hoping that the authoress would reconsider.
"Nope this will be fun and don't mess it up." I say.
"Damn." they all say.
"You act like this is so bad." M.R say.
"It is!" they all shout.
"You're all no fun, but I am the authoress so deal with it, we will now hold auditions for characters. You all must audition and will get a part if you like it or not." M. R says.
"Hey since this is a musical, it will be like auditioning for American Idol (also don't own.)" Tea said
"Exactly which will mean we have a mean judge who will most likely give you a part you don't like." the authoress replied. "Anyway I shall be the judge along with Marik and Bakura, who will be the phantom and Raoul."
"but they didn't audition." Yami said.
"Who cares they're hot thats all that counts." M.R said
"Then whats the point in auditioning if the main parts are taken?" Tristan said.
"You're right, fine only Christine's part will be auditioned for lets start." M.R said and the game shop becomes the set for American Idol (again don't own.) "Okay who's first?"
Tea rushes on stage. "I'll go first." She said and sings Think of Me.
When she's done everyone has their hands over their ears. "Well?" Tea asks hopeful
"Umm." M. R says.
"Wow! You suck!" Bakura stated.
"Hey! Friends shouldn't tell friends they suck, they should be encouraging and kindly tell them they think they could improve." Tea goes on into her annoying speaches.
"Well do to the fact we hate your voice I think you should be Carlotta." Marik says.
"But Carlotta is not friendly." Tea said.
"Learn to be mean you got the annoying part down. Next!" M.R said.
Ishizu comes on stage.
"Hell no she's my sister!" Marik said. "And I'm playing one of the leads who's suppose to be in love with her!"
"Very true, you can be Madam Giry." M.R said.
"Your doing this at random aren't you?" Ishizu asked.
"Pretty much and also we need a Madam Griy and you just seem the type." M.R said. "Next!"
Serenity came out and sang pretty good.
"that was good." Marik said.
"No way is my sister being paired with those two!" Joey said.
M.R rolled her eyes "You seem more of a Meg but we'll consider you for Christine."
Mai comes out next and does pretty good. But Marik and Bakura made gagging sounds indicating they didn't really want to be paired with her.
"okay all thats left is Kisara, because I think Rebeca and Mana are not fit for the part either." M.R says
"No Fair!" they both shout. Anyway Kisara also does a good job.
"Well its down to Kisara and Serenity. I guess it comes down to what reviewers want.
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sorry this chapter was so short its just the intro. And i promise this will get very very funny as it goes on.
Please review which one you want to be Christine and review who you think should be who. I'm still deciding on wheither to make Marik Raoul or the Phantom same with Bakura. So please review.
Marik- please read and review.