AN: AU drabble-ish thing. You could say it's a parody... or not. I don't think I write that way nornally... do I? Spoiler-ish for SWAK amongst things.
The Challenge: As you can see this is called "On My Sister's Arm" and that's because that's where I wrote it! So, the challenge is to write a fic (any fic) in an unusual place (ie - on the bottom of your shoe). Bonus points if you get the nerve to post it!
Disclaimer: I do not own it on a boat, I do not own it with a goat, I would not own it if my name was Bess, I do not own NCIS!
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Once Upon a Time there was a Special Agent named Tony. He liked girls. Pretty girls. All pretty girls. One day a very pretty girl named Kate joined NCIS (where Tony worked), but unlike every other pretty girl Kate didn't fall for his charms. She was funny, pretty and didn't take any of his crap and Tony found himself falling for her. To Kate's horror she found herself falling for him too. He made her laugh and could be very sweet when he wasn't being a sexist ass.
One day Tony got very sick and almost died. Kate was scared. Luckily he got better, but not before they both realised their feelings for each other. A couple of days after he was released from hospital they both admitted their undying love for each other to each other. And they lived happily ever AFTER!
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So, tell me; what do you think of the challenge?