Kingdom Hearts: Gone Insane

KR : mwahaha, my second story… ever…sorta it's cowritten by Kewby, Neko, and Waterboy aka WB.

Kewby: I shall rule the world!

Neko: Hullo, not if I get to it first.

WB: Hi!

KR: Ok…We kidnapped Riku to do the disclaimer.

Riku: Where am I?

Kewby: Wherever I want you to be!

WB: Please just do the disclaimer.

Riku? Whatever, ummmmm…..(looks up at earlier writing). Oh, The four dorks (Neko: I resent that.) Don't own Kingdom Hearts but they do own the plot and themselves.

Kewby: And any of our made up characters we bring in. Like drowned cats off the street.

Everybody else: OO;;

Kewby: what!

KR: … OK on with the story!

Chapter One: The beginning of the craziness

Teresa and Katie were walking down the street. Mackenzie was skipping ahead of them humming with her eyes closed. The song she was humming was Passion by Utada Hikaru. (Because that names better then Sanctuary)Katie and Teresa were chatting amongst each other about hot anime guys as well as the best way to defeat Ansem.

Without warning, Mackenzie let out a high pitched scream as she fell into a portal of darkness that had appeared beneath her feet. She was gone in the blink of an eye.

"Mackenzie!" Both Katie and Teresa yelled running towards the portal. Teresa knelt down and began to poke it; her finger went right through it.

"Whoa…" Teresa said with awe, her eyes wide without warning Teresa fell through, Katie had pushed her through. Katie soon followed by jumping into the portal.

(Traverse Town)

Mackenzie landed on her back, in an alley way. Donald and Goofy were walking down the alley following Pluto who had his nose on the ground.

"What are we looking for again?" Goofy asked. Teresa and Katie happened to fall in at this time, but Donald and Goofy were busy talking, so they didn't notice. Pluto gave the pile of humans a strange look.

"The key!" yelled Donald looking around him.

"Well I guess we could ask around, right"

"Oh all right!" Donald sighed looking around him.

Goofy walked up to Mackenzie and asked, "Hello there young miss, do you know if there is a key in town?"

Mackenzie without looking up said, "What kind of key?"

Katie looked up and said, "Town are full of keys, door keys, safe keys, puzzle keys, heart keys, oops did I say heart keys? Forget I said that, anyway we've only just arrived here, so we wouldn't know, in fact you probably know more then we do." Kenzie finally looked up, but was cut off by Teresa who just woke up saying, "I'm awake! Thanks for caring!" Then she noticed Goofy and Donald…, "OH MYGOD ITS GOFFY AND DONALD!... Where's Sora?"

Goofy and Donald looked at each other, puzzled and Donald finally said, "I'm sorry but how do you know our names?" Katie said calmly, "We're psychic, in ten minutes you will find what you seek." Donald whispered to Tree (Teresa's nickname!), "Does she always talk like that?"

Teresa nodded and said, "Pretty much."

Kenzie then said, "Well I'm a ninja, Pirate, shape shifter and vampire!" Katie also said, "I'm a ninja, airbender, pirate, and sword master!" Teresa put in, "Well I'm a fangirl hunter!" Katie then said randomly, "Pizza!" Teresa gave her a look and said, "Where did that come from?" Katie said, "Oh?... I don't know, I forgot." Teresa just stared and said, "Ok."

Mackenzie stood up from the ground and dusted herself off.

(around the corner)

Footsteps could be heard and a tall punk looking guy carrying a gunblade (KR: it's Leon for people who couldn't guess.). He stopped when he noticed the small group consisting of a duck, a dog, a walking dog, and three girls, in front of him. He then said, "I thought I heard someone was back here." He caught sight of Mackenzie brushing herself off from the alleys dirt and grime. "So what are preps doing back here?"

At the word prep Mackenzie froze. As she turned around a glare appeared on her face. "Say that again?" Mackenzie said without blinking. He said, "I said 'so what a preps doing back here?'" The instant he said that Mackenzie spied a stick on the ground and lunged for it. After grabbing it, she lunged for Leon.

The others watched on in shock. Teresa grabbed popcorn out of nowhere. Teresa looked worried for a seconded before saying in a whisper, "You know she needs a better weapon." Katie nodded and said, "Your right." She went though her bag and pulled out a staff. Teresa shook her head and said, "I don't even want to know."

Katie tossed it to Mackenzie. Mackenzie said, "Thanks, Katie, Slightly better then a stick, it has a longer reach, HA now you're dead." Pointing to the offending guy. She charged at Leon, with her staff and knocked him to the ground and started hitting him up side the head. Teresa and Katie where watching in awe. Someone said besides them, "what is she doing to Leon?" Teresa said, "bathing 'im gup." (Translation: beating him up) Katie was laughing at Leon. Through all this Leon was on the ground trying to roll away from the staff, but Mackenzie was following his movements. (Kewby: with the skills she learned from video games.) Finally she stabbed the staff into the ground dangerously close to his head. She pulled his gunblade from his grip and pointed the tip at his throat, her finger on the guns trigger. She said in a low tone, "Never call me a prep again." The person next to Katie and Tree let out a whine. She said, "Ahh, why'd you stop, it was just getting interesting." Everyone turned to look at the voice. It was Yuffie with a large smile on her face, then she spoke again, "Hi my names Yuffie."

(end chapter)

KR: And thus concludes our first chapter, unfortunly we three girls (Neko, Kewby, and myself) we're the only ones writing!

Kewby: I don't care; I got to beat up Leon!

Neko:…

(Toilet flushing)

Dark: what did I miss?

KR: oh Dark-kun you missed the first chapter.

Dark: Oh whatever

Neko: (pulls out flame thrower) Dark I don't like you..

KR: Oh yes Dark's my muse…. (Not from DNAngel)

Dark: hello, stupid People who are reading this… stay away from me you!(points to Neko)

KR: No be mean to the people!... Please click the purpleish button!

Neko: (starts up flame thrower) (glaring at dark)

Kewby: you better comment on this nicely or my raccoons will go ninja on you! Oh and my muse would take to much room to be in here, he's a moose D

KR: AKA, No flames!

Neko: come back next time to see if Dark survives!

Altogether: Ja'ne!