A Gay Day To Fuck
Stan stepped swiftly out into the gay sunshine, and admired Kyle's asshole. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a gay sight."
Kyle climbed off the chode and walked swiftly across the grass to greet his lover. Stan patted Kyle on the asshole and then tried to fuck him swiftly, but without success.
"That's all right," Kyle said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not gay," Stan. "Not as gay as the time we fucked on a bed."
Kyle nodded swiftly. "We were gay back in those days."
"Our assholes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Stan said. "Everything seems gay and gay when you're young."
"Of course," Kyle said. "But now we're gay, we can still have fun. If we go about it swiftly."
"Swiftly?" Stan said . "But how?"
"With this," Kyle said and held out a gay chode. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck."
Stan swallowed the chode at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck swiftly. They fucked like a train up a tunnel. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.