Homer Geoes To Jail
One day when Homer came home from his job as a professional idiot. He saw that Bart and Lisa were being nice to each other. Then Homer says " Stop being nice to each other!" "But dad shoulden't we be nice to each other.?" said Lisa. "NO. I'm going to Moe's." Homer walkes into the bar. "Moe I'll need 40 gallons of beer and a place to sleep." said Homer. "Here you go Homer." "Thanks Moe. Moe I'll need 4o more gallons."
"Here you go." Thanks. O.k. now that its all gone can I have this banana.(he thinks its a gun) " "O.k." "Thanks." He walks into a bank and says "Give me all the money I have a gun.(he held out the banana) He stuck it into the tellers face and said "Give me all the money." The teller grabbed the banana from Homer and smashed it into his face then Homer yelled "Ive been shot call the hospatial." Then four guys walk into the bank with real guns and start shooting Homer. Then 911 came and covered up Homers bullet marks and cleaned the banana off of his nose. then they sent him to jail.
