-Espada Babysitting Service Gone Wrong-
Chapter 1 – Day 0: How It All Started
Summary: Orihime slipped in one of Szayelaporro's potions into the Espada's tea, thinking it was an ingredient. Now, all the Espada including Aizen, Tousen, and Gin turned into little children! Szayelaporro assures her that it'll only last a week, but until then, she has to take care of all of them! She never knew how troublesome little Espadas would be until now. Harem?
A/N Uwah it's my very first Bleach fanfic! I just recently fell in love with it, and I gotta admit, I love Espada x Orihime harems ;) And this idea was just too cute! Please note me if there's any OOCness (I tend to do that a lot) in the characters! Anyway, this story will have around 8 or 9 chapters, probably 10 at the most. Each chapter is a day, and I'll probably do a little of the aftermath.
Disclaimer – I do not own Bleach
Orihime's POV
Ahhh, I'm hungry again. Maybe a pomegranate ice cream with bananas and red bean paste along with caramel sauce and popcorn seasonings! Just thinking about it makes me hungry, I thought, staring out the window.
"Onna, I'm coming in," Ulquiorra's voice woke me from my thoughts.
"Ne, Ulquiorra-kun..," I called him as an Arrancar rolled the food cart in.
"Don't refer to me as you would to a human. When you call me, call me only 'Ulquiorra'." Ulquiorra replied. I blinked. "What is it you want, onna?"
"Well, I was wondering since the food tastes so bad, if I could cook in the kitchen?" I bit my bottom lip nervously. He seemed in slight thought for a moment, before walking out of the room. I furrowed my eyebrows. After about ten minutes, he came back.
"Aizen-sama has given you permission as long as you do not do anything rash. I will be watching," He reported. My eyes lit up with happiness.
"Really?! Let's go, Ulquiorra-kun!" I ran out the door, waiting for him.
"I said, call me only Ulquiorra, onna. Follow me." I ignored what he first said and followed him obediently. I can't wait to make all sorts of delicious food! Maybe peanut butter and red bean paste sandwiches for a start? I wonder if they have ice cream here! I gleefully thought.
When we reached the kitchen, my eyes bulged out. My first thoughts were, B-Big! Amazing! It was indeed a large kitchen, with fancy and shiny counters, and ovens and stoves probably twice as large as normal stoves. There was a large cabinet probably full of various spices! I couldn't wait to start. I then noticed that an Arrancar was already there, making tea.
"Ne, Ulquiorra, why is he making so many teas?" I asked him.
"For the meetings." He simply replied.
"I want to help!" I cheerfully went over to the Arrancar. "It's okay, right?" I stopped and looked over my shoulder to ask Ulquiorra.
"...If you try to poison them, I will slice your throat." He answered and walked towards me. I grinned and stopped by the Arrancar.
"Ne, I'll handle the tea!" I informed the quivering Arrancar. He nodded and quickly left. Then I sweat dropped. Ettou...how to make the tea here..? You add the little bag in...maybe it's like coffee! You have to put in some sweet things in, right? Maybe whip cream if they have it! Or even red bean paste! I thought, now determined.
I quickly finished the tea, but I was still trying to find an ingredient that looked sweet. I then noticed a vial with white liquid in it, like milk. My eyes lit up. This'll make it taste better! I thought. I grabbed the vial and popped it open, ready to pour it into the tea when Ulquiorra interrupted me.
"...Onna, what are you doing?" I jumped lightly at his voice. I turned around and sheepishly rubbed the back of my head.
"Well you see, I thought that maybe their tea would be a little too bland so I thought I might add in a little sweetening! I'm sure it's completely harmless! I'll take a sip if you want," I frantically explained. He stared at me.
"...Hm," He simply said. I took that as permission, so I added just a little bit of the white sweetening into the kettle. An Arrancar immediately came, and took the kettle away. Although, I secretly hid the vial into my sleeve.
I then realized that I still had yet to make my food. "Oh yeah! My red bean paste sandwiches!" I said to myself out loud.
"Onna, I have a meeting. We cannot waste time." Ulquiorra informed me. I pouted. There goes my sandwiches! Perhaps another time! I thought.
"Alright," I followed him back to my 'room'. As he left, I couldn't help but think about the little ingredient I left in the tea.
Come to think of it, I didn't see any other vials there. And it looked like one of those science vials! But it was in the kitchen, so it must've been an ingredient! It wouldn't do any harm, right? Otherwise the vial wouldn't be there in the first place! I hope it tastes good, though..I stared at the infinite shining moon of Hueco Mundo.
-Normal POV, Espada Meeting-
"Has the tea made its way around to everyone?" Aizen spoke. At once, everyone suddenly smelled something different. They all blinked and stared at the tea in confusion, sniffing it. They immediately smelled something was very off about the tea.
"What the hell is this? Did the tea just fuck itself?" Grimmjow spat as he held up the cup. They sniffed it once again.
"It smells...sweet. Ulquiorra, by any chance has Orihime made our tea while she was in our kitchen?" Aizen asked Ulquiorra, who nodded.
"She added a sweet ingredient." Ulquiorra confirmed. Everybody shrugged and took a sip of the tea, and at once, they all froze again.
S-SO SWEET! Everybody except Grimmjow thought. Grimmjow had thought, Why the fucking hell is this tea so sweet?!.
Suddenly, their throats started to burn along with their vision blurring and their limbs having a fuzzy feeling.
What did you do, onna? Ulquiorra thought as he blacked out with the rest of the Espada.
Gin and Tousen, being the only people who hasn't drank it yet, decided to watch as they all blacked out – except for Tousen of course. There was a large POOF of smoke in the room, causing Gin to be temporarily unable to see through his already slanted eyes. Once the smoke cleared, he nearly opened his eyes wide in shock. All the Espada, including Aizen, had turned into little children!
"Oh? They're all lil kiddies," Gin remarked. He then took a random cup that still had the tea in it, and sniffed it. It didn't entirely smell bad, so he decided to take a sip. Not a second later, he felt the same symptoms the Espada did, and blacked out. Tousen frowned.
The woman, Orihime, did this, huh? Then I will have to bring them all to her, for the sake of justice appearing once again. Tousen concluded, and somehow brought all 12 "kids" to Orihime's room.
-Orihime's POV-
I was in deep thought again when an unexpected voice interrupted me. "Orihime. " I jumped up and turned around, seeing Kaname Tousen, one of Soul Society's traitors, carrying the kid forms of the Espada, Aizen, and Gin. My eyes widened.
"W-What happened?!" I exclaimed upon seeing the sleeping and chibi faces.
"The sweet ingredient. Do you still have it?"
I blinked. Oh yeah! That! I thought. I grabbed out the vial and opened it. "Yup! Want to try-KYA!" I tripped, making the contents of the vial fly in the air. Tousen's mouth opened for a moment, and some of the secret ingredient that I put in the tea went into his mouth. He swallowed on instinct.
"Sweet..?" He muttered before he blacked out. I tilted my head in confusion. Then, there was a mini poof of smoke that lasted for about five seconds. When it cleared, a child form of Tousen was sleeping, too!
EHHHHHHHHH?! I mentally screamed. About a minute later, they began to wake up. Ulquiorra, looking so adorable all chibi and small, rubbed his eyes. My eyes widened. Oh no oh no oh no! What will I tell them?! How long is this going to last?! Am I going to be punished?! I thought.
Then the rest all woke up. They all yawned and looked at me.
"Onna, what did you do?" Ulquiorra stared at me. My eyes widened as I registered his voice. THAT WAS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD! I squealed and crushed him in a bone-crushing hug.
"Adorable!" I squealed. Everyone else seemed confused as they saw Ulquiorra as a child.
"Onna, release me this moment," Ulquiorra demanded. I felt him shift and pull out his sword, and the next moment, I felt something like a pinch in my abdomen. I lessened my hold on him and looked down, seeing a mini sword that didn't actually look intimidating.
"So cu~te!" I squealed again. Grimmjow was laughing and rolling around in his little body.
"Serves you right, Ulquiorra!" He laughed and pointed at Ulquiorra.
"What are you talking about, Grimmjow? You're in the same state," Ulquiorra got out of my grasp and pointed back at him. Grimmjow looked confused and looked down at his hands.
"W-Wha.?! Why am I in this fucking kid form?!" He cursed. I pouted and shook my index finger at him.
"Little kids shouldn't curse!" I scolded and hugged him tightly, not realizing I was suffocating him with my large breasts.
"Orihime! What did you put in that tea!" I heard a demanding but very childlike voice. I blinked and looked at the person talking. Aizen in all his chibi glory was sort of glaring at me.
"Oh! The vial! It had a liquid which looked like milk, which is good if you ask me, and so I thought it'd be better for the tea!" I let go of Grimmjow and scrambled to find the vial. I found it on the floor, only a little of the contents still left inside. I grabbed it and held it up for them to see. Szayelaporro immediately widened his eyes.
"My vial! Where did you get this?!" He asked me angrily in a cute fashion with a round oval-ish blush on his cheeks like Yachiru. I was tempted to crush him again, but it seemed like this was a serious – sort of – matter, so I decided wisely not to.
"In the kitchen. Why?" I tilted my head in confusion.
"It's a potion that transforms you back into a child. However, it lasts for seven days," Szayel (A/N. I don't want to keep writing Szayelaporro so I'll shorten it to Szayel) pushed up his mini glasses.
"Oh~? Is that so?" Gin still had his slanted eyes and that smile of his even as a kid.
"What the hell do you mean 'Is that so'?! We're fucking kids for seven days!" Grimmjow yelled.
"Calm down, Grimmjow," Tier said.
"I want my TEA!" A loud outburst from Aizen surprised all of them.
"Aizen-sama?" Ulquiorra looked at him.
"I want TEA!" Aizen yelled again.
I sweat dropped. Is he the only one who has their personality changed? I thought.
"Well, in this situation, you have no option but to take care of us, Orihime, as I sadly admit," Szayel informed me. Lightning struck in the background behind me as I froze.
Twelve little adorable kids?! Would I even survive by then?! I thought.
I think I got a lot of the characters out of their..character *sweat drop* Except for Aizen in kid form, of course. I just wanted him to be all demanding and spoiled like that XD I hope Grimmjow or Ulquiorra isn't too out of character e-e Why does the Espada have to have such personalities that are so hard to write?! If I got anything wrong, PLEASE tell me!
~Kitsune-Dark-Knight