If I have any grammar mistakes (or any other), just let me know, because English is not my native language... So I probably made some mistakes ;)
The original story (in Russian: /readfic/1000195/3020057#part_content)
The Dialogue
Severus Snape looked serious (no pun intended). Well, he always does, but on occasions like these - he does that in a special way, otherwise, the disgusting cleaning spray, which he uses to clean the tables, will enter his eyes and will cause unnecessary tears and pain.
When he reached the one before the last table in the left raw, he noticed something was written on it. It was written with elegant, not so big, letters: 'I love HP'. Without it being mentioned, it was crystal clear that it referred to Harry Potter. Severus snorted, but left it there, continuing to the next tables.
After he finished cleaning, he came back to the table with text. Looking at it, he snorted again.
What a stupid habit they managed to develop! Falling in love with beautiful princes and bold knights, they think they're some princesses in a stupid fairy tale! And because, of course, we don't have knights or princes here, they choose the well-known hero. Those stupid girls waste so much time and money on makeup and clothing. The potions' master took his pen, moved some annoying hairs from his eyes and wrote: 'Calm down, you stupid girl, Harry's GAY!' Satisfied with his educational act, he locked the classroom and went to his room.
Some days later, while he was cleaning the tables once again, he noticed that the number of words on the poor table had increased. The answer was written in big letters. It seemed as the writer was nervous while writing it. 'I'm maybe stupid, but I definitely not a girl'. Snape stared at it for a moment with a sigh and then erased the dialogue.
END.
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