Cue ridiculous amounts of spelling mistakes and idiocy now.
It was just another country meetings, because, you know, those aren't important or anything. Germany was trying to restore order….an impossible task at this point. Everyone was running around and screaming, some for no reason at all coughItalycough.
Except for one…okay, that was a lie. About 4 people were sitting down, those being China, Greece, Russia and Canada. Canada was just fiddling with his new phone, looking up stupid things on google…wait, I mean he was paying close attention…yes…cough… Anywho, he just happened to come upon a very odd title.
He looked around to make sure no one was paying attention, heh, like they would. Then he clicked on it, unfortunately he had forgotten to turn down the volume and the results were rather humorous.
"Buck buck buCOCK….mmm….bucOck….~"
It was a freaking chicken in a rainbow suit, Matthew turned a deep shade of maroon as everyone turned their heads in his direction. He tried to sink down in his seat, wishing for the first time in his life that he actually was invisible. Why did they have to pay attention to him now of all times.
Then as if on cue everyone crowded around his phone that he had left discarded on the table, most of them burst out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of the chicken. Others just looked embarrassed to be in the same room as this obscene sound.
"What the hell is that?"
"OH MY FECKING GWAD! EX DEEE!"
"BAHAHAHAHAAAAA!"
Canada just shifted uncomfortably as the crowd began to make him feel slightly claustrophobic.
"I-I'm sorry, it's just….justtt uhh, 'tknow…..sorry"
America slapped him on the back, "This is officially the best thing I have ever seen!" Canada questioned whether this was suppose to be a good thing.
"Okay, okay, now that everyone's attention is focusing on the same thing, can we please get back to the meeting," Germany's voice cut in through the crowd. They all chuckled a little and sat back down to resume the actual meeting. Germany nodded a silent "thanks" and proceeded with announcing the plans.
Canada decided to turn off the volume on his phone and put it away. He listened intently to the rest of the meeting, which went more smoothly than usual since everyone's spirits had been lifted by a stupid chicken. He would try to interject every once in a while but it seemed that everyone had forgotten him already.
Finally the meeting was over, and Canada was one of the last countries in the room. He turned to head out the door, but it seemed not everyone had forgotten him so quickly. A hand gripped his shoulder, this caused him to jump as he turned to see who it was.
"So what were you searching to begin with to achieve such results, Matvey?"
Canada felt like disappearing for the second time in his life…wow, twice in one day. He then proceeded to flee with Kuma gripped tightly to his chest.
Make of this what you will...honestly, I'm tired, I'm already sick of school and it's only the second week in and this chicken cracks me up. Seriously, search [fear the gay chicken] on google, should be the first thing that pops up. Feel free to correct my grammar/spelling and tell me this is ridiculously stupid, though i already know that.