"How come we had to come to this? I don't agree with this at all." Gerry moaned as they sat in the studio.

"I don't think any of us do but this is his last chance. He invited all of us for moral support and that's what we'll be."

"Yeah but The Jeremy Kyle Show?!"

"Leave it Gerry, it's about to start."

'My ex won't let me see my kids and claims the kids aren't even his. DNA tests and a lie detector.' The screen read as Strickland walked onto the stage.

"Morning Robert, tell us a bit about you're here." Jeremy began.

"Morning Jeremy, my wife and I split 12 months ago and stopped access to our two kids last month and in a recent argument told me they weren't even mine."

"Tell us more about this argument."

"She said she'd been having an affair off and on through out our marriage. It was kind of a friends with benefits thing. It only came out a month ago and she says the kids are his and that I shouldn't be bothered because she thinks I've done the same."

"And have you cheated?" Jeremy asked.

"No, of course not."

"And she doesn't believe that?"

"No, that's why I'm doing the lie detector."

"I wouldn't think Strickland would be the cheating kind."

"Yeah well he might not have cheated."

"He's not sneaky enough."

"And you were? You got caught three times which resulted in divorce."

"Yeah yeah."

"We'll do the lie detector first." Jeremy started after Strickland's wife, Penelope, had come out and they'd shouted at each other. "We asked Robert if he'd kissed anyone else during his marriage. He said no…this test said he was lying." A gasp came from the audience.

"I knew it; I bet it's that blonde tart that works for you. You were always all over her." Penelope shouted.

"How dare you!" Gerry began as he ran down to the stage about to hit Strickland for kissing his Sandra. "Have you not got the picture yet?! She doesn't like you." Gerry shouted as security came out to restrain him.

"Who are you?" Jeremy asked.

"Gerry, I work for Robert and I'm that 'blonde tart's' partner."

"Well you passed the other two questions Robert, so was it Gerry's partner that you kissed?" Sandra sat in the audience with her head in her hands as she tried to get over the embarrassment caused by Gerry's outburst.

"No. It was the met's Christmas ball 2 years ago, I was drunk and kissed a newly qualified officer but as you know that's as far as it went." Strickland replied as his Penelope's face turns sheet white while Gerry's turned red.

"You can't not have cheated. You must have."

"Well I didn't. Now can we have the DNA tests so I can leave, forget all of this and see my children?"

"Yeah, you are Hermoine's biological dad and oh guess what you're Rufus' father too."

"Thank God." Strickland let out a sigh of relief.

"Graham's waiting backstage to sit down with you both and work out an access plan."

"Thank you so much." Strickland said as he walked off of the stage.

"Never embarrass me like that again, you hear me?" Sandra said turning back to Gerry as he walked up and sat next to her again.

"Sorry." He mumbled as he sat with his tail between his legs.