DISCLAIMER: I don't own AVATAR.

Mwuahaha! This is (hopefully) the biggest burn ever done on the Kataang ship!

I accept flames. Now, I wonder who will be flaming me…? (grins) Yes, I am psychotic.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (blink) I'm done.

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Prologue

"No, no, no! Absolutely not!" The Earth God yelled across the table. The Air Goddess nodded, glaring at the two Gods who sat across from them.

"YES!" The Fire God raged.

"The Avatar should not be able to love another human being!" The Earth God debated. The Water Goddess shook her head.

"Yes, the Avatar should! If we give the Avatar some emotions, why not all?" The Water Goddess suggested.

"Because, if the Avatar has strong feelings, such as love or lust, for another person, that will cause the Avatar to make rash, and unfair judgment!" The Air Goddess shot back.

"The Avatar deserves to be as normal as everyone else on the earth." The Fire God snapped. The Earth God frowned.

"You two do not agree with us because love has blinded your judgment, just like it would do to the Avatar!" The Earth God yelled.

"SILENCE!" The Great God bellowed. The four Gods and Goddesses stopped bickering, and looked up towards their superior.

"Agni, Shala, I'm sorry. But, you two have made a mistake by suggesting that the Avatar be able to feel deep love for another person. I agree with your opposites." The Earth God and Air Goddess flashed the Water Goddess and Fire God a victorious smirk.

"It has been decided: The Avatar is not allowed to love."

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I didn't really like the prologue. But trust me, it gets better as I go along (For Zutara supporters who want to bash the Kataangers. ;)

and by love, i meant, like, 'hey, i love you, let's get married!' love.

INSANITY AT ITS FINEST
LONG LIVE THE HIPPIES!

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