Hey I am VTPilotMillia and my lil' bro Ness, we wrote this Bootylicious Fanfic and I hope you will Like it, it is gonna be a doozy *whistles*

Hilde's Bootylicious Encounter

"Hey babe lets go to a dance club, huh what do you say hunny, please?!" Said Duo frantically, he had seen a commercial on the TV that said, "Are you bored out of your mind and want some Summer fun with some Summer R&B hit's you can call for $15 reservations from 5:00pm-12:00 am; and it is all yours for the music, if you want to come on down call the number on the bottom of your screen... 102 030 4050 that's 102 030 4050!"

"Duo Maxwell, what the hell are you thinking when you ask that kind of stuff?" said Hilde.

"Ummm, like we are almost late for our reservations for the floor and we got the first choice of song!" cowered Duo.

"Well what the hell are you doing waiting around in your work clothes for?" she said with a giving in type of tone, yet she was really thinking, What am I gonna do about our other table?

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Later that afternoon at the club Duo and Hilde went to the tune request table and Hilde seen a song that was played at their wedding, and then two songs that were played at her Bacholerette party when she had chip and dales dance her party.

"Oh babe I found three songs you will love, let's go!" Hilde said as she pulled Duo by the arm.

The announcer said over the Microphone "Here is a request and it is one that heh, heh, heh, we have not heard in a hella long time... it is "Shake it Fast" by Mystical here we go fo sho!"

"Woo baby this is our song," said Hilde, as she shook it fast.

"Yeah, but uh baby where did you learn to dance like... tha-?" said Duo; realizing Hilde had slipped from him to the bar. She had a drink and went back out and she went back to dancing, and Duo tried to get her to answer and she whispered "chip and dale" while duo was wondering how much Hilde was gonna drink cause he forgot his license, and she kept dancing. She was kinda embarrassed that she hadn't yet told duo about her bacholerette party the night before their wedding but she finally gave up and said "Male strippers, at my bacholerette party." She felt so bad for not telling him, but to her surprise he said,

"Whoa, they have male dancers? Are they good? That is soooooo weird hunny you are so goofy!" he said with amazement that there were male dancers. They went back to dancing.

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At about 1:00 the next morning they finally got home and Duo had realized that it was "MALE STRIPPERS??.... HILDE S. MAXWELL WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"

Hilde was taking a shower and dropped the soap and then slipped on it because Duo had startled her, "GOD DAMN IT DUO YOU ASS HOLE YOU ARE GONNA GET IT!" AS she ran out of the shower butt naked running after Duo. Duo dropped his pj shirt and ran out the door and Hilde ran out after him until she noticed she was in her birthday suit and looked up and say Wufei and Milliardo staring while in sequence as Lucie and Sally covered their husbands' eyes.

Mission Complete