AUTHOR'S NOTE: For one, I do not own any Characters in this fanfic/ story/ stupid document with words. Any writing quoted like this ~* *~ is the Author speaking. Without further to do, on with the story/ fanfic/ stupid document with words!!

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"What?!" Legolas shrieked.

~* Yes, this is a death scene *~

"What do you mean 'this is a death scene'?! I don't die in LOTR!" Legolas shouts angrily.

~*I'm not Tolkien*~

"Then, you must be." Legolas shudders, "A fanfic writer."

~*Yes*~

Legolas shakes his head miserably, "At least it's not a Mary-sue story." Looks at Author, "It's not a Mary-Sue story, is it?"

~*Death to Mary-Sue authors!*~

"Okay, then what is this story then?"

~*A death scene*~

"Why do you want to kill me? Have I done something wrong?" Legolas said with as much innocence as he could muster.

~*I suppose not.*~

"Then why are you going to kill me?"

~*Because, then it won't look like a Mary-sue story.*~

"So this IS a Mary-sue story?"

~*No, its not. You're stalling.*~

"Fine, get it over with, but make it quick," Legolas says, shaking his head desolately.

TO BE CONTINUED.