It was a perfectly normal day at Mineral Town. You woke up at 6am as usual, but then you heard a super high-pitched scream. You rushed outside to see your wife Popuri crying over a dead chicken. She saw you and immediately started nagging.
"Why did you not protect my precious chicken!" she shrieked.
"Uh…" unsure on what to say, you shrugged and avoided her piercing gaze.
She suddenly became termagant* and kept on nagging and nagging nonstop until you became so fed up.
"ARGH! Will you shut up? It's just a STUPID chicken for goodness sake!" you yelled.
"I…" Popuri stared at you blankly for a while. You thought for a second she would burst into an endless sea of tears again but something totally unexpected happened. Suddenly a dark, spine-chilling aura emitted from her body. Her hair went all medusa-like and she summoned all her chickens- both living and dead.
"KILL HIM!" she screeched.
"Eep!" You ran as fast as you could but to no avail. The chickens stampeded over you and your bones were crushed under their (surprisingly) heavy bodies. They scratched, bounced, kicked, pecked, punched, karate chopped and ate you till you were no less than bones…
"Byeee~!" said Popuri. "take care of my chickens in the other world~! Tee hee hee~"
No burial was held because there was nothing to bury. The wild dogs ate the remains and pretty soon you were forgotten.