Me: FUCKING COMPUTER! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Mario(talking to whoever is reading this): Uh, hey. Listen, I know that he hasn't been updating for a while, but we're having some technical difficulties, plus he's lazy.

Me: AM NOT!

Link: Are so!

Me: What do you know, you're an elf!

Link: Hylian. Totally different.

Me: Green clothes, pointy ears, lives in a tree, has a fairy, uses magic, ELF.

Lucario: Well, we haven't been able to access the net for a while, and he's been lazy quite a bit too. As a result, we were forced to re-upload many chapters.

Me: I'm back, baby!

Smash Institute The Smashers are back...sorta. After the whole Tabuu thing, every Brawler was "drafted" into a Special Military Operations
school, with drills and math and...yeah. So, after four years, they learn that the roster is increasing to 50! Not everyone is welcome, however, and the school is soon filled with chaos. And yet, before they know it, several age old enemies appear...
Chapter 1: The Newbies

Fifteen newbies. Fifteen! The Brawlers had hardly believed such a thing would happen. Then again, it wasn't that much of a step up from the previous 13 newbies.

Everyone, except Kirby, was already in the classroom. Most had sat with others from their own Universes, and all were chatting about the fifteen new desks and who would be sitting in them. Several spots had been reserved for the newbies that the veterans knew were coming. Meta Knight actually had two signs with "Reserved" written on them placed on the desks to his left and back.

"I can't believe it! Three more Smashers from Mobius! All good pals, too!" Sonic could hardly contain himself. "Who's friendless now, Snake?"

"Shut it.", was the reply. Snake and Sonic, being "Third Partiers" were rivals from the moment they met. Now Sonic had three people to back him up. Snake had no one, and Sonic just HAD to rub it in.

"So, who do we know is joining?", asked the sheepish Lucas.

"Waluigi, Daisy, Krystal, Gallade, Tails, Knuckles, Blaze, and some guy named Joe", Peach said.

"That's Knuckle Joe!", said a somewhat familiar voice. Everyone turned to see a little guy, about Meta Knight's size, standing at the door. Ness broke the somewhat short silence with a tiny 'meep'.

Wario spoke first. "Isn't he an Assister?"

"Not anymore tubby!" Dedede chuckled; he was used to Joe *That's Knuckle Joe!* *Shut up I'm narrating!* calling him tubby. "Now I'm the real deal! Oh, and by the way, YOU just made my list!"

"All he did was ask a question.", Samus said.

"Good point. YOU'RE on it too!", he said giving her a smirk.

"Nice to see you haven't changed Joe.", Meta Knight said, holding out a hand.

knuckle Joe *There, happy?* *Very!* took it and then leaned closer. "All set?", MK Whispered.

"It's in the bag. But just one thing..." He leaned right up to Meta until it looked like they were about to kiss. "IT'S KNUCKLE JOE!", he screamed. Meta Knight fell backwards, as did Lucas, Toon Link, regular Link, Zelda, Dedede, and, of all people, Marth. Everyone who didn't fall soon did, doubling over with laughter, except Wario, who seemed to be in shock from this random nobody calling him fat. Knuckle Joe poked him in the gut, but Wario didn't respond. "Oh no, I've broke the big bad tough guy!", he said sarcastically.

More knee slapping laughter, even though it wasn't that funny. Just then, two more figures appeared in the doorway.

"Daisy!"

"Peach"

The two ran towards each other, embracing each other hopping up and down, screeching all the while.

"Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop!", screamed Fox and Wolf, whose canine ears simply couldn't handle it.

Peach stopped screaming when she noticed who the other person was, making Daisy do the same. Wario also snapped out of it. "Waluigi!", he said.

"Wario!" Waluigi walked over and sat down in the desk next to his bud, smiling his trademark smirk.

Suddenly the class was lively again, Captain Falcon hitting on Daisy, Luigi punching out CF, Wario and Waluigi planning a money-making scam, Bowser laughing at CF, Sonic hopping around like a rabbit for whatever reason, and the Lylat canines testing their eardrums. Suddenly, the sound of a propeller could be heard, and Sonic knew who that was. Within a minute Tails, Knuckles, and Blaze rushed in the door. "Sonic!", they screamed in sync.

"Yahoo! Together again at last!", he screamed as they crowded around him. Suddenly, Sonic felt something in the air. "You didn't." They all averted his gaze. "Please tell me you didn't! Tails, buddy! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T LET HER ENROLL!"

"Nope.", Tails said with a wiry smile.

"Oh thank GOD!", he sighed.

"She was drafted." Tails then ducked out of the way as Sonic lunged at him, attempting to wring his neck.

"Now now Sonic. There's a good reason they drafted ME."

Sonic swallowed hard with an all too audible GULP. His head turned only to see the face of...

"AMY!", he screamed as if Leather Face had jumped out of a movie to kill him. "What the heck are you doing here?!"

"They told Tails that you were out of control last year, and when he mentioned how I'm the only one who can keep you in line..."

"Tails!", he screamed, lunging straight for the fox's throat, when BAM! Amy hit him square in the face with her Piko Piko hammer. Now that's something you don't see everyday: an unconcios hedgehog.

Everyone just stared. Sonic's speed was impossible for any other Smasher to handle, and as a result, he was always running amok when the teacher's weren't around. THIS was a new era, where Sonic's speed was no longer a problem. Amy just stood there, leaning on the handle of her hammer, smiling.

"Where does he sit? I'm gonna need to sit behind him.", she said.

"Right here.", said a strange voice. Everyone was now more confused than shocked.

"W-Who said that?", asked Marth.

"I did.", came the reply.

"Ghost!", Luigi screamed in horror, sending Lucas into a panic attack.

"Ghost? Oh, right, my cape..." Just then, a strange blanket or something was thrown off Sonic's desk, revealing a strange little Ninja underneath.

"Bio Spark?", Meta Knight asked, rubbing his eyes in denial.

"That's right, cousin.", the strange little guy said.

"For the last time, we're NOT related!", MK screamed, which was unusual for him. The little Ninja just rolled his eyes.

"Who is that, and where did he come from?", asked Gannondorf.

"This is Bio Spark, Meta Knight's 'alleged' cousin.", answered Knuckle Joe.

"Alleged?", asked Link.

"I AM Meta's cousin.", said the Ninja. "Why he doesn't accept that when all others do is because his Grandfather, who he holds near and dear to his heart, had an affair, which produced my Mother. He just doesn't believe his hero could cheat on his Grandmother."

"Because he wouldn't!", screamed Meta Knight.

"Moving on,", Bio Spark continued, "Where I came from was underneath my Concealment Cape, which my Grandfather gave me when I became a Ninja." Meta was about to say something when another fox walked through the door, followed by two knight-like figures, an actual knight, and someone who looked like Bowser.

"Son!", Bowser yelled. Bowser Jr. ran over to the corner where Bowser sat and hugged him.

"Gallade! I thought you said he wasn't coming!", screamed Lucario. Gallade had brought with him a childhood friend, who Lucario despised.

"Nice to see you to, Lucy.", replied Bisharp in a calm voice. Too calm. It didn't even sound sarcastic in the slightest.

"Roy?", Exclaimed Ike. Roy just smiled and walked over, eager to get away from the tense Pokemon.

"Hey Krystal!", called Fox. She simply walked over to him, also eager to get away from the tension that was building.

By now, Amy was pouring herself a cup of water, which she then proceeded to pour all over Sonic.

"Water! It burns!", was what he screamed. The whole class went up in laughter, except Sonic, Bio Spark, MK, and Bisharp.

The laughter eventualy dwindled and everyone went back to chatting for a while (how early are these guys?) until a purple stranger appeared in the door. Instead o fintroducing himself, he simply sat down, drawing everyones attention. However, the silence was only broken a few minutes later when Samus, who sat at the back, stood, aimed, and started charging her weapon, which was pointed at the door. Everyone's attention shifted from the stranger to her target.

"Why so hostile Sammy?", asked Sylux.

End P.S. I OWN JACK ALL