The Secrets of Naruto
Doggu Raiinu
Rai: Hey. My name is Rai.
Tomo: And I'm Tomo!
Both: We're your hosts on The Secrets of Anime!
-loud applause ensues from the live studio audience-
Rai: Today, we've gathered EVERY Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden character ever to exist onto the show.
Tomo: That's right! From Duck Butt, to Gaawa Beaw, to DeiDei, to Na-Chan, we've got em all!
Rai: Whats more, they've been forced against their will to answer every last question you could ever possibly think of, eh?
Entire Naruto Cast: WIGGITY WHAT?!?
Tomo: NO COMPLAINING OR I'LL PERSONALLY PUNCH ALL OF YOU IN THE FACE!
Entire Naruto Cast Except for Sasuke and Itachi: -shuts up-
Tomo: I'll sic the fangirls on you two.
Sasuke: O.o
Itachi: -gasp-
Sasuke and Itachi: -shutting up-
Tomo: Well, that's it! We expect every reader out there to review and ask a question m'kay?
Rai: Please don't get mad if your question doesn't get answered soon, eh?
Both: TOMO AND RAI, SIGNING OUT! -poof-
