The Secrets of Naruto

Doggu Raiinu

Rai: Hey. My name is Rai.

Tomo: And I'm Tomo!

Both: We're your hosts on The Secrets of Anime!

-loud applause ensues from the live studio audience-

Rai: Today, we've gathered EVERY Naruto and Naruto Shippuuden character ever to exist onto the show.

Tomo: That's right! From Duck Butt, to Gaawa Beaw, to DeiDei, to Na-Chan, we've got em all!

Rai: Whats more, they've been forced against their will to answer every last question you could ever possibly think of, eh?

Entire Naruto Cast: WIGGITY WHAT?!?

Tomo: NO COMPLAINING OR I'LL PERSONALLY PUNCH ALL OF YOU IN THE FACE!

Entire Naruto Cast Except for Sasuke and Itachi: -shuts up-

Tomo: I'll sic the fangirls on you two.

Sasuke: O.o

Itachi: -gasp-

Sasuke and Itachi: -shutting up-

Tomo: Well, that's it! We expect every reader out there to review and ask a question m'kay?

Rai: Please don't get mad if your question doesn't get answered soon, eh?

Both: TOMO AND RAI, SIGNING OUT! -poof-