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Jade: Hi people! I'm back at it again!

Skittles: …

Jade: ::Whispering to Skittles:: You're supposed to say your line now…

Skittles: ::Also whispering:: Umm… but Jade… it says here I'm supposed to say, 'and we'll be having fun fucking people,' … Jade, I don't wanna say that… I don't think I wanna do it either…

Jade: No! Get your mind outta the gutter!

Skittles: ::Grins::

Jade: We're gonna Fuk people! Not fuck them!

Skittles: o_O

Jade: ::Sighs:: Just read on people…

-*- Well… Jade's at it again… but this time she's not alone! She has her partner, Skittles, with her and THEY are the proud new hosts of 'Fuk'd!' yes… Fuk'd… confused? Well… for those of u who ARE confused, let me explain…-*-

Skittles: No, can I?! Let ME explain!

Jade: No… we'll let our narrator do it.

Skittles: We have a narrator?

-*- Yes, of course you have a narrator! Any hoo, here's what 'Fuk'd' is… have you ever seen the MTV show, 'Punk'd' starring Ashton Kutcher? -*-

Jade and Skittles: Yes…

-*- I wasn't ask you assclowns… you guys host the damn show. I'm asking the audience. -*-

Jade and Skittles: Oh.

Audience: Yes…

-*- Well instead of getting Punk'd… the WWE Superstars and Divas will get Fuk'd… you know… fucked over… like "holy shit! They're breaking into my car! I'm fucked man!" and then Jade and Skittles will say, "yup! You've been Fuk'd dude!" and then they tell them how much they hate them and stuff -*-

Skittles: Wow… that sounds like fun!

Jade: As if you didn't know it would be happening…

Skittles: I like rainbows.

Jade: Ignore her, please. She has ADD. Now, narrator, can you tell these people the Marysue part of the show?

-*- Yes. If you've seen the show, you know who Dax, Al, and Ryan are. They're the people who pretend to be other people. Jade and Skittles are too damn ignorant to do that. -*-

Jade and Skittles: Thanks!

-*- And so, we need people to be… the 'extras'. -*-

Skittles: Maybe even someone to be our new narrator!

-*- I resent that. -*-

Jade: So if you're interested… fill out the following form. Skittles?

Skittles: Here's what we need to know… and some other stuff.

Are you filling this application out for yourself or is this a character you're making up?:

Name:

Age:

Why do you want to be an extra?:

Are you okay with Jade and Skittles making up the stuff you're gonna do?:

Who's a better author? Jade or Skittles?:

Jade: Hey…

Do you think this is a good idea for a story? 'Cause Jade made it up and she thinks she's hot shit because of it:

Jade: Skittles… that hurt…

What do you prefer? M&M's or SKITTLES?:

Jade: That's not a necessary question…

ABC's or 123's?:

Jade: Skittles… calm down.

McDonald's or Burger King?:

Jade: Okay, we're not gonna take em out to freakin' lunch…

Pink Bunnies or Rainbow Unicorns?:

Jade: Rainbow Uni – I mean… that's enough, Skittles.

Who's the cuter Hardy? Matt or Jeff?:

Jade: MATT!!!!!!!!!

Do you think Jade's getting annoyed with me?:

Jade: Leave that for HER to decide.

Should I stop asking questions?:

Jade: Uh… Yeah.

Okay… one last one. Are any of you green? 'Cause green people scare me and Jade's racist.

Jade: I am not! I LOVE green people!

-*- Send your applications in soon! -*-

Jade: Yeah! Hugs and Kisses!

Skittles: Skittles and Ladders!

Jade and Skittles: See ya soon!

~*!*~ HuGs, KiSsEs, SkiTtLeS, aNd LaDdErS ~*!*~

~*!*~ JaDe N SkiTtLeS ~*!*~

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