On one sunny day in Mobius Sonic the Hedgehog was waking up to fulfill his schedule.
"YAY!Another beautiful day to run around in circles and be retarded"!Says Sonic.
"Im gonna go say hello to Shadow"!
Sonic then rushes over to Shadow's knocks on the door.
"Hey Shadow"!
"God damnit Sonic i just fixed that"!
"I must ask you something"!
"NOOO!Get da Fuck out my house"!
"PLEAZE"!
"Fine"!
"Well later maybe we could go pay some girls and.."!
"Yeah that sounds great"!
"Well maybe"..
"Go away you retarded praire dog"!
"Fine"!
Sonic then exits Shadow's house.
"Well i'm sure Tails will be glad to see me"!
He then rushes to Tail's house.
"Well hay Tails what cha doin"!Screams Sonic.
"O MY GAWD SONIC YOU FUCKIN SCARED ME"!
"SORRY".
"Well if you must know im building a new Plane"..
Tails then turns around to see a demolished plane.
"WHOOPS I think I broke it".
"What da Fuck you destroyed my new plane you Blue Bastard"!
The plane then burst in flames.
"AHHHH"!!!!!Screams Tails.
Tails falls on the floor having a seizure.
"Im just gonna go".Says Sonic.
Sonic later going no where.
"I know one person who couldn't hate me at all"!
Sonic then goes to Amy's house.
"Yes SOnic"!!
"Hey Amy there is something I gotta tell you"!
"That you love me and want to have baby's with me"!
"NO!after that single line of text I am convinced you are a whore!How old are you anyways Sixteen"!?!
"Umm..fourteen.I thought you where into young chicks".
"Amy you are a filthy slut"!
Amy then pulls out a shotgun.
"Get the fuck of my property or I'll shoot you're nuts into one hundred pieces"!
Sonic then goes to visit Silver's house.
"Oh Hello Sonic"!
"Umm..Hey Silver".
"Theres something i must tell you Sonic"!
"Are you coming out of the closet"!
"Maybe".
"Silver im just gonna go"!
Sonic then goes to the store.
"Four chili dogs please"!
"Sorry we are all sold out".
"What"!!
"NO animals in the store you filthy rat"!
"Fine im goin"!
On the way home Sonic looks through his day.
"Today sucked!Shadow being a asshole,Tails having a seizure,my nads threatened,sexually harassed,and no chili dogs"!
Sonic then gets drunk and watches Tv.
"Ha!I love this show"!
"Umm..You are watching static"!says his pet chao.
"Shut up bitch I ain't payin you to talk"!
"Fuck you Asswipe"!
After the chao leaves Sonic spends the rest of the night Sonic keeps putting toast in the O
ven,Drinkin beer, and making dirty calls to Rouge.
The end.