Author's Note: I randomly came across this in one of many books containing stories. It's pointless but it made me giggle. So hopefully it shall you too.
Disclaimer: Everyone knows this by now so no need to write it.
War
Once again the summer had returned to the land known as Japan. Small, whispery clouds dotted the pale blue sky, which held a sphere of fire, the sun. It was a rather peaceful day-well that was until a rather loud scream cut through the peace.
"Ahhh! Maxie will you cut it out?" Takao yelled.
"Takao you're such a girl, it's only a bit of water," the blonde American known as Max laughed at his friend.
"Yeah but it's cold," his friend complained.
"Takao you really are such a girl," Max laughed some more.
"Well how would you like it if I were to splash water at you?" Takao frowned.
"Handle it like a man," Max grinned.
The complaining teen grabbed the nearest thing to him which contained water. It just so happened to be his Grandpa's watering can, full to the brim with water. Takao threw the contents of the can at the still laughing and unsuspecting blonde.
His laugh soon ceased as water hit his front soaking him. Takao laughed at him as he looked like a blonde drowned rat, and the expression on Max's face was priceless. This only fuelled Takao's laughter, causing the boy to double over in laughter. Max on the other didn't see it as being that funny since he only sprinkled a few drops on the naturally tanned boy. Then a green, long pipe caught the American's attention, soon a mischievous grin graced his lips. He grabbed the hose and twisted the nozzle. Cold water sped out the hose and washed over the laughing teen. Takao shrieked as the water hit him.
Max laughed, loving the position he had Takao in. "Still screaming like a girl," he giggled, catching Takao with the water as he darted away from it.
"Maxie cut it out!" He flailed his arms in front of him, trying to stop the stream of water from attacking him, failing in doing so.
"You waged war with me from you little sneak attack, so I'm just retaliating…with force!"
"I waged war? You did more like!" Takao yelled running into the dojo.
Max stopped the water as he didn't want to get the dojo wet, landing Takao and himself in trouble. "Takao you coward, come out here and fight me like a man!" He laughed playfully.
"Coward am I?" The bluenette appeared at the door with a water gun charged and aimed at Max. "I was just getting reinforcements."
Max's face dropped as Takao grinned evilly at him and hit the trigger. Max hit the floor and this time Takao's grin dropped as the water hit some-one else.
The Hiromi stood there in shock and soaked. She looked up at the terrifed Japanese. "Takao I'm gonna kill you!"
I don't think Takao is going to enjoy himself now. Hehe!