The Top 20 Reasons Why You're Obsessed with Master and Commander

20. When someone mentions the Galapagos Islands, you nod and say, "Ah. Las Enchantadas."

19. The French exchange students at your school are your worst enemies.

18. When you take things from people "by storm," you insist that your friends call you "Lucky" insert your name here

17. When cheering, you say "Huzzah!"

16. You know which way your favorite character's hair parts.

15. You actually care which way your favorite character's hair parts.

14. You begin using colorful language such as "bloody" and "useless loafers."

13. Top hats are favored by you above all other hats because you think that they make you look like a midshipman-or Mowett.

12. You know off the top of your head that the Surprise is 179 feet long and has 28 guns.

11. When meeting a girl named Sophie, you bow and kiss her hand.

10. You say "Aye" instead of "Yes."

9. It's your life's dream to yell "Fire!" exactly like Jack does-after meeting the entire cast of Master and Commander, of course.

8. Sailing is your favorite sport.

7. You've been caught muttering the entire script in your sleep.

6. When playing a contact sport, you salute your coach with one knuckle and yell, "Straight at 'em, sir!" before charging in there.

5. You play the battle scene frame by frame so you miss nothing.

4. When being lectured about the evils of insect life that destroys entire food stores, you burst out into gales of hysterical laughter.

3. Tall Ship Rose. org is your homepage.

2. You run outside during storms and laugh.

1. You hug those movie posters the newspaper gave out when the movie came to your hometown before you go to bed.

So...how obsessed are you? Count up your points.

0-Not at all. Get a life! (Civilian)

1-2-Did you even see the movie? (Unable seaman)

3-5-Er...see the movie a few more times. You'll get it. (Seaman)

6-9-Getting there. Perhaps you should read the books. (Able seaman)

10-13-You're a fairly obsessed fan. (Midshipman)

14-17-What a great person! (Lieutenant)

18-19-You're quite obsessed. Huzzah! (Captain)

20-Wow. That's obsessed. You need to loosen up! (Lofty's Monkey's Flea)